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That's not the point. The point is that Pardew is no better than them. Using them as some kind of bogeymen we might end up with doesn't work when bloke they might replace is just as bad.

In what way are they any worse than Pardew?

Normally I wouldn't, but this thread needs some perspective. And, yes, Cathword, no arguments from me.

He's such a Cathword, that Fish.

If Salsaman asked me to make him dinner, and I turned up with a huge turd on a plate, cherry tomato balanced on top, naturally, would he think I'd done "alright", on account of it being technically edible? Just trying to get a handle on your definitions, mate?

Cathword unless proven otherwise

You want us to give him credit for not fucking off sooner? Are you one of J69's patients, or just an utter Cathword?

By the same token, many other average managers could have done the same job, got better results, all without having their tongue so far up Ashley's sweaty hole they could lick his teeth clean.

You're clearly bored, Salsaman. Here's a few things to get your juices flowing. NSFW, obviously.

When's your Mam's 30th party? You'll be in like Flynn.

Whale sandwich, anyone?

This really ought to be projected on to the front of the Gallowgate end in huge letters. ( below a S***** D***** logo, naturally)

How's the weather in Pallion?

It would be absolutely typical of the fuck ups in charge for a problem to occur and find themselves stuck with Pardew. They'd have to put him on "Wife-shagging Leave".

He'll be out on the Pish now.

Which poster could start an argument in an empty house?

For now. It'll start slowly- you'll come home and find them listening to Wham in the garden, then they'll start worrying about their weight, you'll notice more flounces.....

You've already hinted at his Japsy leaking, now you add that brain screamer? Fucks sake man

Kinky bitch

" And while you were asleep, we cut your balls off. Never mind, here's some tea and toast" They hanged Irma Grese for less

This is the only sensible approach to this whole pantomime.

For some reason, "Sausages" in particular has made me spit my celebratory whisky out.

Kathy Secker had a weird gob- when she spoke it was like a badly dubbed Chinese movie.

I'll be composing letters of condolence to Crystal Palace fans. I feel it's the least I can do.