Monkeys Fist

My teacher told me I’d never amount to anything in poetry due to my dyslexia. I’ve shown that cow- just sold my first 6 vases, and 4 decorative plates.

Do they do anything you can break wind dance to?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-68806386 South Shields fans on the way home from Tamworth. No fatalities but some serious injuries.

Pinchloaf

They ran on to the pitch to the strains of Land of Hope and Glory

Fyp

Given the barnstormer we just handed out to Spuds, the carrot-on-a-stick of snagging a euro spot, and the potential return of a bit of grade A shithousery, I’ll say a tight win to us. That’s not to mention the bribes to refs, linesmen, media-wide pundits and journalists, opposition teams, Serie A, rice farmers in Taiwan, and of course, the genocide. 5-0 to us. Wilson and Trippier double hat tricks each.

MYP

It has mate, it’s all ground floor. I really liked it- laid back atmosphere, very nice food. Three starters, three mains and a couple of drinks each came to around £80, which was very reasonable for the quality. Definitely one we’ll be going back to.

I think he’s got the hump

If you were married to The Walking Knockers you’d probably be ecstatic living in Gaza, tbf.

wtf is going on with Wraith’s cap peak?

Ended up going to Paros on Chilli Road- very nice cafe/restaurant gaff. Also bumped in some old friends who came in just after us…

This is now his official Marvel name.

I’ve always wondered which of the following they consider to be the classiest? 1- Glassing your chairman when he’s out for a meal with his wife. 2- Racially abusing your striker’s mother 3- Shitting all over your stadium and village. Maybe it’s a cumulative thing?

£2 more and I can get you a box of Wasps.

I looked up “North East Heating Trades League”, just to see if it actually exists. Only hit, from 2021… Incidentally, further down the same page…

As well as all the clear benefits this win gives us re. League position, GD, confidence etc, let’s not forget how pissed off Andrew will be at having to start another match thread.

Aye, but they’ll all have had a Wetherspoons breakfast #dannyb

If we get Fifth, I’m retiring