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Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
There’s definitely footage of Jones, wiping tears away as he’s approaching a player. Might be Botman, might not be. -
Well… if he just put “George Foreman” as the kids name, he could get at least 5 in, and maybe Georgette. Also, who the fuck would stop him?
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Is this Big George or one of his five sons that he also named George Foreman? Sad news tbh, he seemed such a nice bloke outside of pummelling the buggery out of lads.
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Is he driving you home pissed?
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Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
This your pilot? Reported myself. -
Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
This sounds like conjugating whotsits at school. I fromed you fromed we fromed he /she/it fromed they fromulated -
Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
You know the clip you posted has sound, though aye… … you deaf owld cunt -
Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
I’ve been “reading” lips since I was about 14 Looks to me like “ That’s the first… … it’s not gonna be the last!” Up your game Sir! ( or turn the sound on, like what I did ) -
Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
Has he got a sister? -
Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
Doesn’t that block your chakra’s and give you an infection up the yinyang? Also, please say your disabled chauffeur was called Michael, then I make a shite joke about CarMick redemption. -
Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
He’s had his teeth done then … -
Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
100% he’s got an Ozric Tentacles tattoo on his back. -
Her sister is even bagger tidierer
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Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye, some “event”. Rumours that Fender will be playing. Load of bullshit tbh- I want the city full of people and an open topped bus parade, like every cunt else that wins. Start at SJP, down Gallowgate, down to Bigg Mkt, back up Pilgrim st, past the Monument, finish at SJP or The Civic Centre? This fucking shite on the Moor is some daft cunt in an office thinking “ how can I earn my wages today?” -
Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
Aye, that’s Cary Bao. -
“Knock Knock!” ”Whos there?” ”Hike” ” Hike Who” “ Unsuspecting son. Dad waiting with bated breath, Sets the perfect trap”
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This bit isn’t actually true. He was a mackem. ( Even if your mind was so messed up you like cranking one out over fledglings, you still wouldn’t move to sunderland, would you?)
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“ I’ll never forget that day, walking out on to the pitch, the sun reflecting off the pink and white seats,the wind blowing rubbish about, the silence, the tangy smell of cheese and shite.”
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I always mouthed the likeable wee cunt.
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Newcastle United, League Cup Winners 2025 - The Party Never Stops
Monkeys Fist replied to Andrew's topic in Newcastle Forum
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You could save yourself a lot of time and just say ” Show me a small white question mark on a blue square”
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Have Dazzlers pics already been parsnipped a la RTG? Cant see a feckin’ scooby