Monkeys Fist

Isn’t excel just a case of filling the boxes?

When I had my rope access business we took in a Chinese lad as an apprentice but had to let him go as he couldn’t handle the exposure. Still, I’ll always remember Wai Tu Hii fondly.

I only made it to through the first stages, the Elton John level 1. Level 2 ABBA did for me on the first song, Tikka Chance on Me.

He couldn’t- that was the problem.

I should add that the course is a great way to learn a language, and is presented by India’s no. 1 karaoke star, Geruptah Singh.

I once tried to learn Indian through the songs of Elton John, and I can say that Sari seems to be the hardest word.

Aye, anyone who deep fry’s “roast potatoes” should be hung by their own intestines.

Just reading through his wiki page- his brother Ted, who played alongside him here , died in 1970 falling overboard from an oil tanker off the coast of Dubai, his body never being recovered! Fuck me, further reading says he was likely murdered!… https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football-the-story-of-the-fabulous-robledo-boys-1094964.html#

Sainsburys IT systems are so outdated that I, the most computer illiterate twit I know, could bring them down with 10 minutes and a floppy disc.

Nowt worse than Guinea Pig with no salad.

I went out with a South Indian lass for a while. Filthy and a right Goa.

Robledo next to Jackie on the right? Funnily enough, this lovely little piece popped up in the BEEB site earlier. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20x0peyp2ko Robledo’s daughter at the Back Page, saying her dad loved his time here.

Ebents, Shirley?

Hang on- do you actually know him irl?

Locked. Just in case

Any minute now…

You were very close NSFW, obvs.

I take it you aren’t familiar with the original Hulk Smash gif?

We are the Hulk. Chelski are Black Widow. You know what’s next.

To be fair to the Orange Lunatic, for once he’s talking about something he knows about- an island full of serious criminals.

I had to, sorry. Turns out it was a thing back when everything was in black and white

9 minutes extra time. We’ve got time for at least three more pelanties to be overturned

And again!