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🎶🎵Potato, potahto, Racist, mackem Lets call the whole thing unhinged 🎶🎵

Did you watch it in 2 minute bursts on TikTok? It’s one of the best movies of the year man.

I’m totally picturing yer man doing the head wobble, too.

He’ll be ok once his lift home turns up.

The reason we don’t “step foot in the village” isn’t because of hate, like. I have a toilet at home.

Presumably applications will go in to a draw, with the successful applicants being told by email they have lost?

It’s a perfectly cromulent term for one of those woman types.

His face was initially blurred on the BBC report, and I was thinking, ” Bet it’s that Andrew Windsor!”

Often brought to their door by a small boat danger to society.

You know about the hidden bear on the logo, aye?

Of course, resting my elbows on the cistern, like a normal person.

It could also be the cover of a White Stripes bootleg. The Brown Stripes.

I was based at Anzere, next door to Crans Montana when I was a snowboard bum. If you see any Swiss 30yr olds with Geordie accents, tell them Dad says hello.

Do any US courts have the power to enforce it , assuming he actually went through with it and won? Either way, I’m fairly sure the BEEB can play delay until the rancid bag of shite breathes his last rancid breath.

If you look closely, you’ll see I had a shite in reverse then played it back.

CT-“ It’s the Black Forest! Can we have cake, Mrs Tree?” Mrs. CT-” Absolutely not Christmas, you made a spectacle of yourself with the Wiener Schnitzel’s in Innsbrück, so no cake you for you” CT-

This is fucking insane btw. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3epygq5272o Italy investigating “human safaris” during the Balkans conflict where Italian psychopaths were paying to be taken to sniper spots in the hills above Sarajevo and taking shots at civilians- the price varied according to whether they shot at men, women or children. Hopefully anyone convicted gets to serve their sentence in Sarajevo.

My parents took me and my brother on the same trip when I was 3-4yrs old. I remember waking up one morning in the Black Forest, and there were foxes and roe deer just chilling around the car, and also vividly remember driving down a mad switchback road at the head of a valley in the Dolomites which my Mam spent the entire time with her hands over her eyes , gently screaming Also remember driving past the old Olympic ski jump at Innsbruck. Mrs. F. and I have said once the kids are independent, we’re doing it.

Just spent my “overnight” in a truckstop in Ellesmere Port. Had poached eggs on toast in the cafe, which was empty by the time I wandered in, and they had GB News, loudly, on the TV. Got “the look” when I asked them to put something else on. Also, the bogs… Thats an XXXL Super Wide Fatty seat. Felt like a bairn sitting in it, legs swinging away. They definitely have a target market.

My Grandad drove to Venice through the Alps in 1964, with most of his kids and their partners. He lost his wife not long before that, never remarried but I do remember when I was a kid in the 70s, he’d go on cruises with “his good friend” Hilary, the dirty old dog. One of my aunts had a holiday villa in Majorca, and he’d have a fortnight there every summer. Man was a legend

My sympathies go out to Toonpack and Renton, and thanks to everyone for your support. But let’s be honest, whilst mine, TP and Renton’s problems are a pain in the hole, there’s one here that is going to need the whole community on here to rally round, and even that might not be enough … … RIP @Howmanheyman, it was fun knowing you mate.

Not a bad idea. Catherine McKinnell is my MP.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c781g9ey80go “ Three Lions would play their opening group game if they qualify directly, before switching to Wembley, is one of five other stadiums being used in England. Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, Villa Park, Everton's Hill Dickinson Stadium and St James' Park in Newcastle are the others that will be utilised across the 51 matches overall. The last-16 games will take place at each host stadium except Wembley, meaning England will play at St James' Park if they win their group” RTG…

It is , and it very clearly bothers her an awful lot. Anyway, RiP to the dead Tory Baroness bird, I suppose

I forgot to add something to my Carol Smillie post earlier, butt i think its important to illustrate why she should replace the rat. From a purely footballing perspective, obvs. Other photos displaying her “athleticism” more vividly are but a short google search away.