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I happily defer to Mr Mrs D. when it comes to fake penis knowledge

Genuine question- a post-op trans man, can they pee out of it? Also, I’d say that grasping the Etiquette of Urinal Use and Placement of Self Therein would be much harder for a trans man than which cubicle to use for a trans woman.

Answering my own question. In 1292, after a conclave lasting two years without choosing a pope, a Benedictine hermit called Pietro de Morrone sent a letter saying if a pope was not chosen quickly, divine retribution would fall on them. The leader of the Conclave immediately declared Pietro as the Pope, and the conclave ratified the choice with no exceptions. Upon being told of his new job, Pietro ran away and hid, refusing to take up his new role. Eventually he was persuaded to accept and became Clementine V , and his first and only papal decree, immediately upon taking up the role, was to introduce the right of resignation for popes. As soon as the decree was passed, he resigned

I’d be interested to see how quickly I could get in the news if I started a “ Make All Toilets Unisex” campaign from scratch on social media. I’d give myself two weeks. But I won’t, because I can’t be arsed.

Does whoever is picked have the option to say “thanks but no thanks”? Has that ever happened? So many Pope questions, so little time. I reckon if they introduced one new rule- “ anyone can ask to be pope, but if you aren’t chosen you die”, it would speed things up and let them burn their little bonfire way sooner than now.

I’ve given up on Death Stranding for now. My time for games is currently less than normal, and I just don’t have time to wait 10 minutes for some moody nerd to tell me a character’s name. Then play for 2 minutes. Then watch for another 10-15 to find out that the newly named character lives “here”. I’ve battered my way through Far Cry 4 and Primal, currently 2/3 through 5, and I’ve got the remainder cued up. Open game- do a few missions, skin a few bears, find some stashes. Sweet

I’ve thought this since the whole debate began. It’s such a vanishingly small proportion of the population, yet it’s been front page news for several years now. It’s much like immigration tbh- as you point out, it’s a thing that will have very little direct impact on the vast majority of people, so I can’t fathom why so many people have such strong feelings about it ( I know why- because their media of choice tells them it matters). Meanwhile, worker rights have been decimated, the NHS is on its last legs, and I’m about to apply for a second mortgage to buy next weeks shopping and nobody seems to give a fuck.

Dear other businesses who come on spamming the fuck out of the place. This is what you should be doing. Good luck with the business mate.

That’ll be the fluoride

I’m no thief!!!!

Every cloud…

Putting everything else aside, his cousin is really going to thank him for making his prison life so much more fun now…

The photographer’s name gives wor Pierbattista a run for his money too, mind.

Sounds like you need somewhere close but where you can have peace and solitude… … in the Lakes… … hmmmm. Have you tried not banging Emily Blunt?

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Mate, I don’t think even they are that desperate

@PaddockLad and @thebrokendoll, how did the shithouse door and lathe gubbins turn out in the end?

Just to add, I have the link, as does Meenz and Andrew, so if anyone wants it just send any of us a pm. This way Rayvin alone doesn’t get battered with PMs from everyone and those of you who PM me get the added frisson of not being entirely sure if you’re clicking a link to the discord or to Frau Helga and her friendly tradesmen.

Same. I know a couple of trans folk who are the same lovely people now that they were pre-transition. It’s a very small minority debate that has been amplified through social media and cunts looking for something to hate. I genuinely don’t give a shit what people want to refer to themselves as, or be known as- crack on, it does no harm to anyone. It’s a genuine shame for the people this directly affects that the debate has been taken over by the extremes of both sides-if any issue deserves nuance, this one does.

Lads, show a bit of rrrrrrizzzpeck! Now isn’t the time to be pontificating over such things.

Remember that time he came on as a sub and his team mate refused to leave the pitch? *whispers ” Get on the bench and watch how it’s done, Adolf!”

He had a better hair cut.