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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Surely her phone is fully juiced after an hour? Just unplug hers and plug yours in while waving your lockscreen battery at her. If she speaks to you just pretend you’re Eastern European- guaranteed a racist rant.
  2. I haven’t, but Gloomy didn’t get where he is today just on raw talent and personality.
  3. You’d think the daft cunts would’ve gone at night- that video looks like it was midday
  4. Great idea- not sure if it’ll help his knee, but it’ll cheer him up. Don’t forget to look him in the eyes as you swallow.
  5. He could stand there buck naked and still not be done for indecent exposure. The Chronicle- We spoke to witnesses who described the middle-aged pervert as being “ like a tubby, ginger Action Man - he was just smooth down below “
  6. Aye, well that would fit then, he’d be early teens if his Dad owned the club in the mid 60s.
  7. I’d never heard this about him owning a house in Forest Hall tbh, but he did own a nightclub in Newcastle in the 60s. No idea how old his son with CP is, but if he’s in the 60ish bracket that would make sense.
  8. Better that, than being shot by 68 guns, amirite?
  9. I live just over the road from there.
  10. You’d have thought Eubanks in particular would’ve been very wary about how wrong this could have gone, given what happened in one of his Dad’s fights. But, aye- payday.
  11. You should give Eddie a bell and get him in to your Bitchcoin WhatsApp group, make a few quid for extra players.
  12. Have they signed up to the discord?
  13. Come on, it was right there on a plate for you!
  14. I tried this method several times but it never worked. Not sure where I’m going wrong tbh.
  15. BMW I reckon he accidentally knocked an indicator on and was utterly distracted ” What de feck is dat flashing light to be sure, to be sure, so it is”
  16. Lad I worked with had the same hand thing as Beadle and was apparently known as Clock at school.
  17. There’s already a Beast of Wideopen living at the same address Taxi, pet?
  18. Did they give you the source water to splash in to your samples? Been to three distilleries, Talisker, Dalwhinnie and Oban, and they all gave us a little splash of the water from the source, and I remember thinking each time “ This tastes fucking incredible” then realising I’d only get to taste it that way again by going back to the distillery The Talisker tour was memorable because we were staying just along the road on a winter climbing trip. We turned up, not realising the tours only ran in summer and the lass sent us away then came running out as we were getting back in our cars and said to come back in and she’d do us a tour anyway. Not 100% sure if she actually charged us for it either.
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