Monkeys Fist

Really?? Whale sandwich.

If you buy Pesto Seeds, CT, you can grow your own. Plant now for late summer. https://www.unwins.co.uk/request-a-catalogue-pgid16.html

Is 'e a fret?

Happy Birthday!

Don't forget the Ghetto people.

Happy Boobday old chap.

Bet she's over the moon that's online.

Which bit, you fiend !!!

That'd be a first

I TOLD YOU ALL I WAS RIGHT !!!!!!!

#Haiku4Colback Can't read Is Mackem

Especially the ginger ones

https://mobile.twitter.com/CIA/status/474971393852182528

Wine makes you miserable? Poor bastard!

http://youtu.be/SKm5xQyD2vE

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-27735086 In summary, an 89yr old Normandy veteran, told by his care home he couldn't go to the memorial events, thought "Aye, righto pet" And went anyway. Top marks old chap

No, I'm asking why you're such a miserable cunt. Wasn't I clear enough

Star Wars can get fucked- space western.

If Australia is so wonderful, why is Ken such a miserable cunt?

Did you call him an Englander Pigdog?

I'm sitting on the roof of an 1800s converted warehouse ( first £1million city centre flat below me), looking down river at the world famous riverscape, the Baltic Arts Centre, the Sage, and then looking down on the backs of the 1300s merchant houses ( Bessie Surtees etc) up to The Keep, the Blackgate, Greys Monument at the top of the finest Georgian street in the Uk, coming west I'm seeing SJP rising in the distance, and back down to Central station, stunning Victorian station that it is, past the remains of the City Walls by the Telegraph, and finally watching the Roman dig in the backyard of the building I'm on. No culture here, carry on.

Sydney's full of fucking Australians, too