Monkeys Fist

Just caught up with this Tikka Saltimbocca.

Good to see people getting so much enjoyment from reading. See what you're missing CT ? Prefer Parky's btw

I reckon CT should dump the taxis and open a cafe in sunderland. He'd make a fortune serving up his healthy specials. I'm deadly serious.

It's the small things that make life bearable.

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ! Enjoy the gig Chubby. I'd take some ear tampons to stem the bleeding.

Stands by to be mullered by Chez

I give up.

Given the state of your bowels, this statement needs clarification - spill verbally or anally?

RIP Elvis. Edit; consider that joke well and truly nicked btw.

*forecast.

Have they not got March of The Valkyries or Voodoo Chile blaring out from their speakers like??? The Yanks are learning

Squidward at the back there, 15ft away from where he should be.

Not even a Vulcan Mind Meld could improve that.

Yurrhan ?

Tough one this. If his wife is actually seriously ill, then a compassionate leave is really the only option. The club should retain his registration, and if he returns once everything is sorted , then happy days. If he wants to stay and play over there, some financial compensation can be arranged later between clubs before we release his registration. If its the other rumour, then tough titty. Club must play hardball.

Top dad skills.

I blame the Pope, the big religious cunt. One fucking condom and this whole thing could've been avoided.

I'm absolutely certain I've seen their shaggin wagons cruising around the south of France full of angry Erics. Edit: For some reason, I always chuckle when I see Norbert Dentressangle's big red trucks - no idea why? Anyway ....

Or Colin. Always look on the bright side ..... ( You'll be changing your avatar soon then , eh? )

Colangccini " I wanna go, don't make me stay boss , ma lady- she not appy! " Dirty Derek " 4 Year Contract my sahn! You ain't goin NOWHERE! Slag or no slag!"