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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Should we hoof this fucking goon into the void?
  2. Dry as a nun's Cath Watched The Good Shepherd again tonight. Good movie but, fuck me, it's depressing.
  3. You don't already? Keep up young'un.
  4. How much did they have to pay the little cock for that ?
  5. I like to catch them and release them in the Mrs' face.
  6. I'm stuck in a kids soft play birthday party until 6:30. I've ran out of polite banter already and have just decided to be ignorant. Kids are like farts - you think your own are top quality but other people's are horrible.
  7. Clean your teeth more often you minging bastard. Bet you've got breath like a dead tramp's arse
  8. Some kernt on here will though.
  9. RIP I remember reading The Rats as a young 'un and being a bit spooked. Can't say I read any more of his, but he sold a shit ton of books.
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