Monkeys Fist

Keep us all updated please, I hang on his every utterance.

ask HHMan

Then ,with greatest respect, if he's being cremated I'd say he's probably died. Ring the crematorium and ask what time his service is

'paused' on your screenshot- is that white spot the jizz target?

How Man!Hey Man! No need to get snarky!

do/did you know him?

Married to Rebecca Loos last I heard

What an utter fucking shambles the FA have made of this. I'm not in the least bit surprised.

In other news ..... All our computers will explode on NYE 1999! Btw, I'm merging this with General Random Conversation thread, as that's precisely what it is.

You're in your late forties and you've never made roast lamb. Fuck Me Gently

Hope so- she was a babe.

Your pint is a puff.

Yours??? Know your place minion.

Do I amuse you ?

Aye, feels like someone's nipped it with pliers or something. It's more annoying than the knee tbh. Cheers for the info.

Do you Rohypnol Boys clip something to our lips when we're out? I ask because since coming round the left side of my bottom lip is swollen and all the veins in it are super sensitive.

My mate Johnny Five Fingers used to skin dogs just by looking at them. He's a changed man since he went blind though.

The good old days.

My dad was so hard he used to hammer in nails with his bell end.

Superessentialem Rectus Magnus

Must try harder Chubs .... must try harder.