Monkeys Fist

Swine flu?

Rode my Grifter across it one winter. Around 1976-77 I think. The council started smashing the ice round the edge around the start of the eighties, cernts.

Tit. Is that Warwick Davies next to him?

I think part of the problem is that he doesn't like the new upgrade- bring back the old board.

Monroe Transfer - plumbing new depths there Meenzer. Wynner though.

Allah will judge him.

Uvavu?

Aye, I'd heard that.

Get a job please - you layabout Remind me, where is it you work GrumpyWordMag? I have no shame working under Ashley Giving it to Wordplay, like a boss.

Fop Fap

PussyFoot, from Cat Toe , anagram of Tecato.

I love it when you talk dirty

About the PM shagging a pig? Aye, wonder how long before it's copycatted, (if such a word even exists) I thought it was interesting commentary and had some genuinely funny moments. Wor lass pretty much despised the whole thing and felt nauseous for half an hour afterwards. Result. I thought the scenes where people were gathered around TVs in pubs and hospitals was a bit unlikely, but the reactions of those watching , once he got amongst it, were what I'd hope would happen. So, if it happened to Cameron, would you watch?

No, it was definately a pig.

My wife's cousin has epilepsy, severe enough to bar him from driving etc, which is controlled by medication. He has a very highly placed job developing growth strategy for several local authorities. However, even though he and Deaders both have the same ailment, his ability to work doesn't mean Deaders can. The severity of the epilepsy, and strength of medication needed to control it , can have vastly different effects on different people. I think Deaders is on record saying he also has learning difficulties, this is also fairly common amongst epilepsy sufferers. Basically, just because you know someone with epilepsy who can work, doesn't necessarily mean that Deaders can.

Seats a bit sticky are they?

Which cinema sells Hummus and Leek and Potato like

About the PM shagging a pig? Aye, wonder how long before it's copycatted, (if such a word even exists)

tbf to Ewerk, the bait needed for a bite from Leazes makes plankton look massive. Ewerk was having a bit piss take, Leazes jumped in with all guns blazing (see above).

and what do cowards who blow up innocent civilians in shopping centres read ? because someone mentioned politics ? I'll give you a clue, it wasn't me Aye, righto.

How can a thread about Louise Taylor calling SJP that other name get onto IRA bombers and racist tram women? In less than a page… MENCAP.

normal service is resumed. Self-parody Leazes, like it.

I understand the meaning of hypocrisy perfectly well thanks. What I don't understand is YOur utter inability to answer a very simple question, but then I'm really not surprised as YOu're thick as mince. As well as becoming utterly predictable and boring.