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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Aye, it'll start in Pallion though. Rapists, drive-by shootings, assaulting cripples, incest. It's made for it tbh.
  2. If they go for gritty, urban decay and despair, with underlying racial and immigrant tension then it has to be… GTAyuh5 Sunderland
  3. How do the sitters view their efforts? Part & parcel of stretching the nipsy is having a look at the results. And, sitting, how do you avoid getting shit in your minge when you wipe, you freakish ladyboys?
  4. Chuckling, having just read the "popular tags" box on the main page
  5. There's scabby giraffes there too man!
  6. Kevin.......a builder.......... .........
  7. It's canny as it happens, went recently with extended family. The big rides are here... http://www.flamingoland.co.uk/park/rides.html
  8. One fitting that exact description walked past me today on Leazes Lane. Not only speaking incredibly loud, but ridiculously fast then trailing of on the last word. " Ayebutthebitchsaystomethattheyaregonnastopme bennnnerrrrrrfiiiiittts" If I'd had a gun…
  9. Kevin on the ropes, comes out fighting… Like a girl.
  10. Do you use the Back Scuttle Shuttle?
  11. Its a fucker of a commute from Amsterdam to Derry call centre mind Kevinho.
  12. Btw, his syrup is fucking appalling.
  13. Relax Luke , it's only words.
  14. Bad Aids but staying alive.
  15. Neither. He's a Mongol living in Norn Iron.
  16. Wonder who gave him his "flounced" badge?
  17. The last time I saw Man United fans get fucked this bad, Ian Huntley did it. Ouch.
  18. We are classy as fuckers on here. Dinner was chicken breasts stuffed with spinach, chanterelles and gruyere, parmentier spuds, and chargrilled courgettes. Bought the pud, Belgian chocolate and Irish cream cheesecake. Fuck me I'm good.
  19. Me too. Chilean Cab Sauvignon , preceded by G&Ts with the Wench for pre-dinner drinkies. Pissed and fed
  20. There's hope for him then… http://juniorlawyers.lawsociety.org.uk/node/655 Consider your chips pissed on.
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