Monkeys Fist

Come on lads. Put the filth in their place

He did. And ended up in there himself eventually.

You can do better than that Bunter. Disappointed.

Puff.

The Ancient Greeks had a typically classy method of offing their unpopular citizens. The Brazen Bull

Reported. Seriously , you fucking tit.

Btw, CT's clearly after inspiration for his plotted revenge on Craig & Tom.

The Vikings were inventive. Blood Eagle

Cupid sTunt

Stevie has just cum in his pants.

If he posts a video of himself waving a cheeseburger at you, whilst holding up a sign with " CT = Cunterhead" will you believe it? Over to you Deadman.

Just driven past a huge illuminated sign on the M90 that said " Avoid distractions whilst driving" Irony from the porridge wogs?

See what I did there? The singer being mackem and that…Fucking genius me

CT saw the thread title and took it literally.

I love how much we matter to them.

Rougher than a gay badger's ringpiece. Finished the job yesterday so went out on the lash in Aberdeen yesterday night. Now facing a 6 hour drive home with beer farts and headache. Beer, how I love and hate thee.

I think we have a winner. Acerbic.

Best of luck whatever you do, you little skip rat.

Im starting to think he is one of these blokes and tells a blatant lie without battering an eyelid and then forgetting he told that lie 5 mins later. Constant bullshitter who will say what people want to hear at that moment in time regardless of how accurate it may be. Just a (slightly) more upmarket version of Joe Kinnear really. Simon Bird? You're a 100% cunt.

Cli Tories

Whatever happened to that hard-line CT? Was it becoming a Granda that turned you hippy? I tried my best to rally the troops If only they'd bought that fucking pub. So pleased I managed to move on and loose the anger. Maybe I should start giving anger management lessons......Theres certainly no lack of potential clientele on here. What was the catalyst? Genuine question btw.

Name change imminent - Fukushima Tree.

Are you winding me up here?

He doesn't agree with Pud. There's a shock.

Manc's bum is tighter than yours