Monkeys Fist

Second hand oral hygiene products, mmmm… Swap you for last years keks.

Not twitter, but seen just now by my very own Baby Blues; a certain Hoover-nosed Dipper veteran heading south down St. James Boulevard in his privately plated Range Rover Sport. Reg: F8WLER. Someone please tell me he's retired and only in town to score some "Touchline Paint"

Eggcellent. Someone had to do it.

ditch the tissues, use the curtains....... cheap night in

Oh aye , that's me to a tee that is.... Love Ashley me I'm definately getting the picture like......... ..........

Fixed

Has your local just got a late license then, Leazes?

Apart from skin tone and their well kept teeth they're about as similar as Charles and Harry. Getaway, if that was on the CSI face recognition jiffy it would pop us as a dead match. Have you seen Crouching Tiger,Hidden Dragon? Its got Yun Fat Chow and Michelle Yeoh in, You'll love it

Wasn't Wee Man....... they'd know

A what? LOL His owld man has beaten us to it by several years

That's a fantastic shot JawD. Love it.

"I can see roight down yer dress.…" Oh god, mental imagery again

True like

I was staying 5 minutes from Stratford tube/DLR interchange thingy. Right next to the Stadium and a new shopping centre being built. Windmill Lane I think it was The current shops were bampsville.

He still wouldn't get a game.

Couldn't afford full bricks

He qualified last year didn't he? Who would he get to play against though?

What little I saw of it, I'd agree. Some plush apartment blocks, surrounded by crumbling slums.

The mental imagery that conjures… … cheers

Paully Wynn watching it with his pants round his ankles.

FYP You line em up …

I was in London for two days the other week, staying in Stratford. Saw several different blokes in NUFC shirts both days. ( none of them contractors btw, just kids and blokes in the street) I've only ever seen Wistaaam shirts in Newcastle when they played us. Have another pie Martin.

Speaking of testimonials and that, is Foluwashola not overdue his sell-out night?

Up the Arse Corner