Monkeys Fist

Word is that Shefki is seething he missed out.

Who else used to use that particular phrase?? Dr. Ken, you're not suggesting…… no, you can't mean…… Wynn!!

I was about to say Nolan, then read back and saw Leazes post. Good shout , you old right-wing dobadder namby pamby

When asked to comment on the award, Parker said, "Oh, it's right up there with all my football greatest moments, like being presented with that Eurotacky plaque thingy whilst at Newcastle United." *insert pic of him being presented with said tacky plaquee, where he was trying to look calm and not completely embarrassed by the crassness of it all* "Right now, I hate myself"

Sadly not taste proof

Parky gets into munter's inner ring.

I was thinking more that it would be fecking awkward to take a shot anywhere down that side of the table.

Not defending the mackem like , but how did he know she'd made the gesture? If you were with P.C.Rathband wouldn't it be best to not tell him?

Winner. Thread closed.

He scored against us for Leicester(?) and it got cheered.

Is it me, or is it too close to the fish tank? Any money says he'll have these too

Always thought that American Mag was a good fellow.

Didn't see that coming

Sorry.

Liverpool is full of bum fiends though.

Could he not have put the "facts" in his brochure?

Being a "backward looking" Geordie fuckwit, I didn't get past the first line of that Mail article.

The other day? When did she die like? Do you know something we don't? Are you a member of Touchcloth? We want answers. RIP btw.

Pardew is pregnant? Fuck me, does he know the mother??

Who dat?

Fucking great result that like.

No nails left here