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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Hadn't thought of that. That'd be smashing! I'll write it down as 'Monkeys Fist Cake" A nice variation is to add coconut and Lime zest to the cake and substitute lime for lemon in the drizzle Fo shizzle.
  2. Lemon drizzle is almost foolproof. It works well when "sized up" for catering, can be done in a deep baking tray. Drizzly
  3. So, let me get this straight- a perceived slight on Islam on a message board raises more anger than an actual mob rape? Fucked up. Utterly fucked up.
  4. No. 15 So Ronery!! Some cracking shots there Jimbo.
  5. Fucking Hell, I thought I was bad… Just tell me when I cross the line and I'll stop. Look behind you, the line is there in the distance
  6. Fucking Hell, I thought I was bad…
  7. Gattuso agrees with this thread.
  8. Really though? The thing is, the whole calorie counting thing isn't really necessary if you've got a vague idea about food anyway. CT - you mentioned how you're learning about food and all that at WW, but haven't you been a member before? Didn't they teach you all this last time?
  9. I got sent that the other day, only it said Mackem instead of retard. Whats the difference like?
  10. Get in. 2-1 when Oba does the inevitable.
  11. I was having sex with a retard the other day but she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth. So I spunked on the window and let nature take its course!
  12. It's Brian, Ange and Baldric - Playaway Time!!
  13. Seconded. Seems weird to think of KK as 60! Happy Birthday wee man
  14. I encourage you Fish I encourage you
  15. I too am single so I will join you (not literally, you life far away and it would just be a bit awkward) in having pie, beans and mash. I've been thinking about this time last year, where on a last throw of the dice to keep us alive I took my girlfriend on a romantic weekend away to Newcastle, of all places. Had a lovely weekend but sadly it did not halt the slide and we broke up two weeks later. Been kung-fu fighting the urge all week to get in touch with her and drag it all up again but I know it will be fruitless so I've settled for drunkenly sleeping with my doctor/nurse friend again after vowing not to. Cunting Valentine's. FYP it just felt wrong without it
  16. Pardew analysed on the Inbetweeners
  17. Mary Poppins is one of the most enjoyable films. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=866628
  18. Idioteque is staying in on the pull http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=866544
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