Monkeys Fist

Honestly CT, you finding Pardew's confessing he'll have to trawl the lower leagues as a good thing amazes me. It's Holocaust Memorial next month, I can just picture it; " The holocaust wasn't all bad. It kept the tattoo artists in jobs, and all the survivors looked soo much better for having shed a pound or two. "

Baileys Taboo or Special Brew?

Many excellent musicians have more than a hint of twat in their personality. So what, I don't listen to their personality. Morrisey and Marr made some era defining music. End of.

My heart sinks.

Marvellous.

Aye. I reckon he's collapsed unconscious after some bad smack, to find when he's woken up one of dipper brethren has robbed his leg bones.

Till me bird gets from her mums. Her family is from Brighton. Need someone to cook me dinner. I find it hard to walk never mind cook. Can she still work then? your mum, now youve got the "spare" room

LOL quite funny for a imbocile Only an imbecile could spell it wrong.

Hard as fuck snow like. One punch and you're down. Minutes silence for Tanned Dave's Christmas.

High Point- raking the mackems 5-1. Low Point- Hughton dismissal Best game- Humping Villa 6-0. Only because I've already picked the derby above. Best Goal- Carrolls against the Dippers. Laughed like a bastard when it went in. Worst Refereeing- Failing to do anything about the Ben Arfa leg break. Most Improved Player- Carroll. Has swept aside any lingering doubts over his ability to perform in the PL. Most disappointing player. Tough one. Knew our shit players were shit, so haven't been disappointed. Probably Guthrie, bit of talent, hasn't really showed it.

The answer was obvious. St Petersberg. They really should be the biggest club in the world. One team for like 8m people or whatever. Here's my question. Who was the first black player to play for the toon? Cunningham? First South American to play for Toon?

Grown So Ugly Love the Black Keys version, had no idea Beefheart did it first.

I wouldn't. It's the only bit of hair on my head I can rely on not receding.

Lucky you, am like fuckin Richard Keys a need a shave 3 times a day. I use the gillette mach 4 with an electric motor thing it's canny like, but shaving is the worst thing about being a bloke. If you could permanently remove your facial hair, would you?

For the wet shavers- with the grain or against? I get a closer shave going against, needs a good soak first though otherwise face knack is certain.

Won't happen- wages.

Good to see Grandad Hipster at #13. My hot tip for on 2011 list.

Corner flags? Nope Ball boys?

Is it Warsaw or somewhere similar

Eurovision Didn't Hapoel Tel Aviv play Chelsea on the CL?

Porto smallest winner. Last urban one, is it feckin Jerusalem or summit daft, as they play in Uefa?

Naples?

Is my edit above anywhere near?

London Paris Berlin Rome Moscow Istanbul …? Smallest winner- Forest? Edit: last area- Athens? Smallest winner - Bucharest?

Cutting wit