Monkeys Fist

I agree. Liverpool will always be in Europe. It would be pointless moving the city brick by brick to South America.

Quality At 12:55pm ask him the time. Then run away giggling when he answers

....And killed the cat.

even if it is the wrong time

i would be amazed if nolan got a call up, but if kevin davies can, why not? Not as amazed as Nolan would be

Given the pittance on offer, i can only see Beardsley getting the "in-house" move.

Booyaka

Considering the lukewarm reception his appointment received, and his conduct from day 1, I am delighted for Hughton. Let's not forget, last season he brought us back in a manner none of us could have dreamed of, he has pasted Villa 6-0 and the Unwashed 5-1. Undoubtedly there are aspects he can improve on, but there are very few managers that can't be said for. When he was asked on Sky post match,how it felt to hear his name sung,I swear he had a moistening of the eyes!

Olga will be seething at his omission

Have a read of this. Should do the trick. Or walk.

*nicked from RTG, all the sweeter*

Aye right.

You could have got one in the right size. The fucking Lugs on that! You half hobbit?

Is it just me or has this mornings crisp, winter sun got a Black &White tinge to it?

Learning requires thought processing and basic intelligence. Genetically impossible for a sister shagger.

Can you get minus viewing figures?

Do you think BBC booked the little shite, expecting the mutants to win today?

on the floor laughing me tits of I'll fucking bet you are Fucking funny were you get that from? Not good to look at but fucking funny Hacked your email Found it in the "My Pictures" folder. Now fuck off you dullard.