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One of the lads I'm working with commented earlier they thought he looked like a female to male tranny. Stick a frock and a bit lippy on him, and I think he's on to something.

lovely stuff. Physic!! Or Chemistry, one of the two.

Angelina has just walked in, piss flaps clapping like a sea-lion. My weekend has been perfect. I can dream…

Enjoying this. City's forwards clearly not as prolific as our own, but hey, not many are!

He'd have had to be fucking fast to get to them from the bench.

Would Given have made those saves?

Scousers struggling to keep up with betters. Bit like on here really

Dispatches Scouse special on C4 now! Linky

Fox versus chicken? Animal carnage.

Junky? Get back to your nightclub in your caravan. At least I drink in the pub mate. Is your bar bill around £80 a fortnight? Doubt it. Dole only gets £48 a fortnight. Probably more than you make. If he gets £48 a fortnight and I get £200, who gets more? You can use your fingers to count Shit I forgot about his benefits. Wonder what he's claiming. Disability allowance for sure.

Felt your pockets. Its Scouse vernacular.

I'm sure your parnets are pourd of you.

Iwonic.

What did the Scouser call his son? Rob.

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You've got an iPhone haven't you CT? If you get Wifi, sign up to this; Tv on your Iphone It's free, then watch MOTD2. Just bear in mind the time difference. No Joy, you have to be in the UK to get that....Same with BBC I player---Twats I blame the Torys.

He's something we're not used to- he's neither a "Legend" or a self important ego maniac tit. He has no previous connection to NUFC. He just seems to be getting with what he's got at his disposal. Let's see if he can get us to a position where the pressure of expectation begins to weigh on him. Meanwhile, carry on.

i sympathise and somewhat agree with your views. but this particular comment, which i've bolded, is utter shit. I must agree with Sloop John. It's never been easier to find and follow unsigned or non-chart artists. T'interweb you know, it's not just porn.

You've got an iPhone haven't you CT? If you get Wifi, sign up to this; Tv on your Iphone It's free, then watch MOTD2. Just bear in mind the time difference.

Lest we forget I hope the tit who made this was there today.

Perhaps the Gerrrrrmans bombed his Gran's chippy? I know, sorry , too many celebration shandies Err, was it 6 we scored today?

youre joking? do they reckon shearers classic celebration was a nazi salute too? Has he trimmed his tache?