Monkeys Fist

Fucking Hell Tom! You evil swine

Tits oot?

Granted Kevin, the blonde is an aberration for sunderland. The bushpig on the left in the away rag is more usual.

It went on a rampage on Monday. Curiously, kept running into the Walls of the farm buildings Couldn't hit a barn door…

That's the badger!!! Top work, Pud! That Kilcline pic at Roker had me looking for his O'Brien one, but it's arranged by home stadium. So I looked at his Sunderland page: http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...nderland/2/1039 Nice one. How fucking pathetic is this one BTW? Goes to show what really matters to those bunch of utter cunts down the road... http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...wcastle/1/8594/ Her behind that twat in the England top. It's a Mackem - it'll have 6 fingers and a cock.

Nobody had those in the mid-80's tbh. Bet it was like Howards Way round at your house though. His Mam got it out of the Green Shield Stamp catalogue They really are a piece of piss to use though Gemmill.

Do I detect a soupçon of sarcasm? Sooooo, they're idiotproof, hence why I like it. There's a little line in the bottom bit to tell you how much water to put in. The coffee section- stop when it's full. It's ready when the top bit is full. The only part I struggle with is transferring the delicious coffee from the percolator to the cup, and thereafter to my mouth, but that's because I am a raging Alchy and shake worse than Micheal J Fox dropping his jizz

I'd line up the same and would look to rotate Jonas, Arfa and Routledge throughout the game similar to how Villa did with Young, Milner and Downing. I like the look of this. Only tweaks I'd make would be to bring Ranger on for Routledge after about 60 minutes of tearing my hair out.

So do I. Doesn't make me a PL quality striker either.

He was linked with Stoke yesterday - my usual nasty reaction was "bigger, better things eh Jermaine?" He won't like Stoke. Fucking Goldfish bowl up there.

They bring it on themselves, they really do.

Class. Mrs. Fist has just asked why I burst out laughing.

New Facebook status that like.

Especially this bit. Got his name bang on too

. This not exciting news but wife beater (Marlon King) on his way to Coventry City. I'm not happy about this and I don't think the coventry fans will be. I may join the coventry forum to voice my concerns over this. If any Coventry fans are happy about this they will feel the full force of a scouser. They wear an awful lot of eye-make up in Liverpool don't they? Hmmm

Have it!

Sorry Wacky- I realise you look up to Robbie Keane.........

Apart from people on the dole, potential parole officers, people from De Kings 'Ed Kehhhhhhhhby what fuckin sources are you going to have? Why post that? I got it from the BBC website so calm down mate. Its only a rumour so stop shitting your pants he may not score a hat trick against yous. hurray!!!!

Bless their little replica socks

He means to have him, even if it must be burglary.

Go on there Wyki!! Now take this attitude down the allotments and claim back your territorah!! Take back your manhood aswell you fucking nonce and stop complaining about everything to do with your "friends". Kevin's lunchtime Tartrazine just kicked in.

Go on there Wyki!! Now take this attitude down the allotments and claim back your territorah!!