Monkeys Fist

It struck me the day that loads of the best F1 drivers have Scottish towns in their names. Lewis Hamilton ( twofer) Eddie Irvine Stirling Moss Ayr Toon Centre.

@Zathras HIYA!

I’ve just come in from Monthly Work Pints and he’s greeted me like I’ve been away for 5 years. Tbf, he does that if you go in the kitchen to make a brew- he’s a lovely wee lad, soft as shite, and daft as a brush. 3 years old-ish and no signs of not living his mutty life at 100mph as yet, the little shite.

What prompted that then?

Shittest Fight Eva!

If you shout I’ll give you a wave from Forest Hall! Ma Fist’s birthday so I’ll be otherwise engaged. Look for the pointy headed bloke going for a piss every 15 minutes, that’s CT.

Aye, looks like a working one too, like my hairy danger. He’d just come in from a 5 mile walk in Scotchland here- sparkers, 3ft from his bed. Thick as mince

Happy Friday, fuckers.

My lad Dweezil now has a competitor for hairiest idiot in Forest Hall. Ozzy, sis-in-law’s new (to her) 10 week old terror.

I notice Gloomy has avoided being shat on by his fellows thus far, so… @Sonatine what’s @Dr Gloom look like then? and vice versa.

Albert Smith Albert Smith Albert Smith

I’d imagine the combo of high winds, and the massive irregular updrafts from the fire hampered him a bit. Ah, I’ve just realised you probably mean the lad being rescued, in which case, fuck knows- I’d have been in to that cage the second it was in reach

Unbelievable …

So, was reading a bit about bands that managed to get a wee sweary past the radioplay censors in their songs, most of which I knew about. e.g. Who Are You? by The Who Pokerface by Lady Gaga The one that came as a surprise, firstly because I’d never picked it up, and secondly because of the sheer frequency, was this little belter. Did you spot them?

Top job from this Craney https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-67509978 Pretty mental footage.

You most certainly will have. Halfway up Matthew Bank on the way in to town.

I have no doubt he’ll be back with a huge undercard of lads nobody has heard of.

Took a minute, then…

The real disaster is always hidden away. RIP. ( And obvs, glad you and the Hobbits are all safe Robin ).

As a fan, looking at that.

@Meenzer Get on the wagons, man!

More so than with any of Albert’s tripe.

Some size closet, mind.