Monkeys Fist

i know you don't mean that, you're just the bloke from the documentry on BBC on thursday I didn't know TV had reached s*nderland- clearly the dictionary is still to hit queerside. Btw I meant it.

Oi Watson you Cant- it's fackin elementary you muppet.... Awwight!

The new price brings dozens of prospective buyers into the ballpark....Even the boy Sting. Quorn Burgers and trees planted on the pitch. Has contacts in South America tho

This thread is like thinking of all your hot ex girlfriends, whilst listening to your current pig farting and snoring loud enough to set off car alarms.

There are no words sufficient to express the depth of my hatred towards this useless bag of skin for what he has done to my club. I hope he loses everything- every penny, house , possession he has. Cunt

Hi, Im Soccermom.

TC- Total Cunt

The full tour includes the Trophy Room- takes 2 minutes longer. I was surprised how small the dressing rooms are.

Congrats to Rangers on the McDouble.

People with MASSIVE visible blackheads JUST SQUEEZE IT YOU MINGER!

My Dad took me to my first game in 74, aged six. Think it was a cup game. I remember being in the "trench" right at the front of the old West Stand. Carried on since. Not a choice really, more a birthright.

The first five minutes after my 2yr old daughter wakes up, she's still half asleep and overwhelmingly cute The sound of the first beer of a BBQ opening My Mothers cheese scones. A good shite- unbeatable IMHO.

my lass enjoys my little thing.

My K850i was exactly the same I went thru 3 K850i all with same problem. The useless joystick lasted a matter of weeks. Posting this from my iPhone. Top bit of kit.

Shearer should take him out for a "McDonalds" before getting rid.

We'll piss it with Gregory on board tho , eh?

How to cheer me up before the weekend .........

Any of this pair married? If so, there's your answer.

based on nowt but hopeless optimism- automatic ( as Champs naturally).

Stevie B Nice one mind.

Blagdon farm shop- smoked northumbrian.

Newcastle v Citeh. Shes on the dumper How fitting.

Got to say Ive really liked it on here this week. Not missed the attendances arguments and general cuntery at all. Has everyone been on the mellow pills?