Monkeys Fist

I was, briefly, between the M18 and A19 this morning. Mine is the one with “ Help” scrawled in blood on the side window.

Also has garden area where the fish let’s can go mental them puke up their dinner.

The chorus of “ I Don’t Want to Talk About It “ by Rod Stewart does this perfectly. I don't wanna talk about it How you broke my arse If I stay here just a little bit longer If I stay here, won't you listen to my arse? Oh, my arse… Poetry

“3 pairs of sheets for a quid, Mrs- ALRIGHT!” Brentford Nylons mate. Legendarily shit

I reckon she’ll have about 50% fewer teeth by now.

Tricky one this- coming off the back of such an incredible performance making the Dippers look ordinary, it’ll be easy to think we’ll turn these inside out. And we will. 5-0. Dan Burn hat trick, all the same header, and two each from Sean Neave and Jamal Lewis.

Being the biggest cunt in the room, when Michael Owen is also in that room- that’s world class cuntery tbh.

Bonnie Tyler being a good example. Also, Last Christmas

I hope the classless cunt spent the night puking in to a pub fireplace.

Vs the Fat Street Kids?

Still happening btw, peak was just after 11am, but still visible.

Was the moon in the way?

Did we all see the partial eclipse just now?

Atomic Kitten’s one hit- “ You can take my hole again”. Do I win £5?

John Barnes, food fan, had a take on us celebrating our cup win… https://nufcfeed.com/john-barnes-doubles-down-on-horrendous-take-regarding-newcastle-uniteds-carabao-cup-victory-celebrations-1220078

Worth watching the whole thing tbh. The fourth one in, it’s like Gazza’s against Hendry in Euro 96, but better.

Let’s be honest, the best goal he’s scored, he didn’t score- it was the “assist” for Murphy against the Scouse mackems. Having said that, what strikes me is how many fucking rockets he unleashes with seemingly no backlift- all the power of a Supermac strike, and he’s only moving his leg from the knee down. Bloke’s fucking unreal tbh. Edit; it’s been mentioned before on here, but he’s also so laid back when he’s doing all this- barely breaks a sweat. He’s also incredibly patient for a forward, I don’t really recall him showing any kind of frustration, like he knows he’ll get a chance, and when he does, he’ll bury it.

“Why is the midget Macallister marking a giraffe?”

Chinese moused yp

He nicked that line from Ole Blue Eyes

Wasn’t sure where to put this, so here will do. Anyone had any experience of eating disorders? Mrs. F. and I are concerned with our daughter- she’s lost weight ( there was fuck all to lose in the first place) and her eating habits have changed fairly noticeably. Any other signs we should be aware of? Hopefully she’s just on some health kick, but if not I’d want to nip it in the bud and get professional help asap before it’s too bad.

Filthy hobbitses!

After bying a techno deck?

Oof- hope your Dad makes a good recovery mate.