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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Good job none of the daft twats use petrol, eh?
  2. That also explains Boris Johnson.
  3. How the fuck that thought vacuum ever became prime minister is beyond me The only reasonable explanation I can think of is that she has a snapper like a horse’s mouth eating sugar
  4. Turn the volume right up on the shed clip The sound of the glass breaking spells out 5-0 in Morse code 👍
  5. Oh, please let her call it Iceberg or some other lettuce related nonsense.
  6. I’m going to leave this one up just so that everyone can see what kind of a cunt you actually are, Lee.
  7. So, on the admin side of things, moderators can’t ban someone but we can “flag them as a spammer” Banning someone removes their ability to post, but doesn’t remove the post. Flagging, removes their posts and suspends their ability to post until an Admin either undoes it, or bans them. I flagged his latest shite, so it’s disappeared.
  8. Why does our Chief Benefit Recipient have a wire pan scrubber in his tiddy pocket? Has this cunt never heard of cheese? Anyway, no prediction -just this.
  9. Poor? It’s enjoying a post coital smoke!
  10. Glad your old man’s home and recovering Chaser. I’m usually 100% pro NHS , but I’ve got to say that in my experience Renal nurses absolutely take the piss out of their patients.
  11. Their match day attendances show this to be more Morlock fantasy.
  12. Doesn’t even need to be in a pub- no one drinks anymore!
  13. Aye If it ain’t broke… tear the neck off it. How you doing anyway?
  14. Just got back from the shed… Saw your post and had no choice. Thanks for the mammaries
  15. When were they ever 1st? Does he mean 1st as in League One, as that would be 3rd (division).
  16. Must be tough in the RW stronghold of Teeside, how did you cope when the riots were going on?
  17. His ex’s OF page is still gloriously filthy, mind.
  18. Cumbria’s finest trip-hop collective. Their debut album “ Yan Tan Tethera” was an absolute gem in the sub-genre of Chilled Sheep Farmer Electronica.
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