Monkeys Fist

Eddie throwing some not so subtle shade their way on the BBC , Eddie Howe says Karl-Heinz Rummenigge's claim that Newcastle United were "idiots" for paying £69m for Nick Woltemade is "irrelevant". Burn, beeatch

I thought you’d be in with that gif for PaddockLad’s post above.

Fyp

I know you lads, like me, are probably wondering what the lass who presented the Meteorologicas on Channel 9 on the Fast Show is doing now … Well, it seems her and Chrissy Waddle set up a haulage company in Poland Thank you, goodnight, get fucked.

I suspect Big Willy’s middle name is Shane as far as someone is concerned. The same someone who eats his Mars Bars upside so he can feel the ripples on his tongue…

Keith Flint doesn’t look happy mind.

Their main coach has history with PSV too.…

This is the perfect antidote to 3 hours of driving in London WHICH IS FULL OF CUUUNTS!

Gaza- give up sovereignty to some Western committee, hand in all your weapons, say thank you. Israel- as you were lads.

In the Driver Lounge at an Amazon warehouse in Saint Helens, Merseyside. I’d maybe expect it somewhere in the south east, where you’d expect a larger number of continental drivers, but Saint Helens???

Just had a read about these, they’re a decent club, string working class support. traditionally Anti fascist, and have had a resurgence following a period in the doldrums, previous to which they were the dominant club in Belgium. They also have Mac Allister’s brother playing for them, Kevin, who was named after Macaulay Culkin’s character in Home Alone. I shit thee not All of which tells me… 5-0 to us.

Speaking of French toilets, I’ve never seen a “squat and drop” style dumping station anywhere in the Uk, until this morning. It’s even got a jetwash for your nipsy.

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that this small-faced gonk, pictured at the protests in the City Centre this weekend, travelled there from an SR postcode. ( btw Gemmill, was your old man still “active” when your parents split up? Have you met your half brother?)

This is a rare shot of Callum the Staffy when he’s not in his pram, aye?

You missed the perfect opportunity to make this a Top Tips style post. 5/10, must do better.

You’re barred!

I was staying in Yorkshire the other week and I asked the maid where I could find towels. Ended up at Yorkshire Bird of Prey Sanctuary.

I still marvel at his finest moment for us…