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I’d be fully behind Jim Bowen becoming the symbol of a leftist revival in the UK

Aye, I did have my doubts the military would follow him into civil war, and after that meeting Hegseth pulled the other week, dragging high level officers from all over the world to say something that could’ve been emailed, I’m sure the command is even less likely to do his bidding As ridiculous as that video Trump posted of him dropping shitbombs on Lefties is, it’s an actual, serving President explicitly saying that he wants to bomb his own citizens, and his mouth-breathing cult members are lapping it up.

I guarantee some flag shagging ape will have read that headline and assumed it refers to a UK PM, Blair being the incumbent at the time. 100% Gemmill certainty that this has-will happen and be posted somewhere.

The bottom one, I remember ages ago someone, might’ve been John Anderson, pointing out that even before the ball is in the net, O’Brien has turned and raised his arms, whilst everyone else is still rooted to the spot. Annoyingly, the video posted cuts off just as he’s doing it, but I’m sure there was a version where you can see it clearly. He knew as soon as he hit it that it was in.

So, when the Civil War inevitably happens, who do we think will win? Mango Mussolini has the military, the billionaires, and the Gravy Seals, but the opposition will have the cities (mostly), and numbers. Will the military stage a coup if they’re told to fire upon their own citizens? It’s coming, probably sooner than any of us thinks, too. His handlers have to make the move and grab power before he dies/comes to the end of his term.

Daft cunt had it all on a plate. Prince Phillip- “ Right m’boy, Charles has managed to seed his wench, twice, and they’re boys. You’re on easy street- you’ll be kept in unbelievable luxury for life, just for being born. Don’t fuck it up. “… Andrew- “ Can I screw a Septic soft porn actress, Daddy?” Phillip- “ I’ll thrash you m’self if you don’t, m’boy!”… Andrew-“ Can I do some dodgy deals and get bailed out by Mummy each time?” Phillip- “ It’s your bloody birthright you stupid boy!”… Andrew - “ Can I be friends with Chinese spies, Daddy?” Phillip-“ All part of The Game, m’boy!”… Andrew- “ Can I rape underage girls, Daddy?” ” Have at it, m’boy, just don’t get caught…” “ Oh…”

Notice how she’s about 1ft lower than the table she’s parked on…

It is, and quite literally if “someone” lets rip the half dozen pints of Guinness they’ve been fermenting in their colon since last night… Rob

Remember him well ( was going to say clearly, but, well, I was in the pub at the time ).

I usually start in my kitchen, then shift in to the front room.

Me and Alex trying to get served first upstairs at the Trent on a matchday

Also, The Tanners, Telegraph, The Queens in Shieldfield which also did great beer, and Sunday “morning” breakfast and straighteners before the match at the Cradlewell

It was my local for much of my youth, until it got converted in to Stereo, I think. Absolute belter of a bar, proper mixed crowd, and served the best No.3 in the city. Also, shouts to the Dog and Parrot, Egypt Cottage, the Doll, Free Trade, the Trent, and the Forth before it turned shit.

Shelvey with some nice things to say about the club and region here. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx2n8wd2znzo Also, a rare case of self awareness from a footballer

Was it being driven by Fat Batman at the time?

That’s nicer than most of the housing stock in sunderland , tbh.

Aye, aye, no one cares about your mates knee, what we want to know is , Is his mam/step mam a bit of tidy growler?

I’ve looked at the site for the abomination I saw. It gets worse, much worse. So, thing I saw being towed is the coffin bearing bit. At the funerals it’s towed by this… But it gets even worse… They offer this “service” Like I said, brought back to life, then fucking shot… in the face.

This fucking abomination in the lane next to me on the M25 car park Anyone using this for their funeral should be brought back to life and then fucking shot

I know, rite? Those shorts are disgraceful.

Is girl perganant? Pls show bobs and vagene.

Isn’t that a slightly simpliced approach to this?

I might have posted this a while ago, but Dustin Hoffman was, for a while, the prime candidate to play John Rambo.