Monkeys Fist

Look at the other end

Given.

No coincidence that Melanie was all smiles

That’s a great article. “The Barcelona Game’ is a landmark in Newcastle’s history. Just over five years earlier, the club had finished 20th in the second tier, a place below Grimsby Town”

“Get in to them!”

Beeyt me tew it, marrow.

I noticed on the BBC site that Princess Perfect was seated next to Drumpf at the State BBQ. That menu* looked pretty rich. I wonder if he shit himself during the meal, on top of what he’d already dropped earlier? * it’s in French, but it’s pretty easy to understand- pocket cheese, pink slices and posh blue pop.

Some of the signs from anti-clown protesters in London today. And my favourite, the bloke on the right, I read it in John Cleese’ voice

It’s still staggering that the US went from such a statesman as Obama to the fucking clown show in charge.

He’s going to struggle eating his bait with that train ticket in his mouth.

“ It’s in French but it’s probably easy enough to understand “ “ Bonjewer Monsewer. Est-ce que tu détestes Les Mags anarl, Moelle?”

Trump clearly a secret wokist, employing a blind make up artist to cover up the scales on his hand …

He’s 100% winning, isn’t he?

Cold War Steve? Surpised he didn’t make Keith, Chaz and Queen Horse’s jugs full of piss, as that seems to be one of Trump’s delectations.

For those of you who have no idea…

I like turtles.

The thick white band should be uppermost on the top corner nearest the pole.

We used to have an autographed programme from a dinner Ali ( and my parents) held while he was here on that visit, but my fucking degenerate “stepfather” sold it for ale. Years later I found out that my uncle, Scotswood lad that was a doorman in the 60s, offered to chin him for my Mam when he found out about it My Mam, bless her, reluctantly declined. FFS Mam!

Fucking Hell, I hope he hates his parents.

If I remember right, there’s a few pages of pictures in the middle.

“Accept”would imply consent…

Another whopper, proven liar, and he was right wing. Double whopper, with cheeyse.

His ideas are interesting, and certainly not beyond the realms of realism, but he is an absolute whopper. I don’t think he’s right wing mind.

Interesting little side-fact, film based. Amongst many others, Dustin Hoffman was once seriously considered for the role of John Rambo. Also, farewell Sundance!

Aye, Christmas is a nice hit of joy and excess in the middle of the winter misery. I’ll be doing dinner for 10-15 this year, again. Love it, tbh.