Monkeys Fist

Haway Marra! Ye dain’t get the chance of a free ‘otdog in a burger bun with cold pocket cheeyse iverydayuh!

FTM’d yp

Sorry mate- turns out I’ll be watching the game in my cab on Sunday afternoon, sober as KD, probably parked up in some dump in Kent. ffs. I was looking forward to getting some pro tips on disposing of multiple bodies from you, too…

Repoopted.

I thought you’d be right in to seeing thousands of strangers hanging out of this…

It’s been a while…

I accidentally took a deep and meaningful arty farty pic of my nippers at Thievpal- they’d gone quiet ( which is ALWAYS a sign of impending embuggerances with nippers), and I found them just stood totally silent looking out at all the graves. When I’ve had a few too many Pimm’s and Hors d’oevres I refer to it as “The Folly of Youth” shot, then break down in tears and shout “WWHHHYYY???”

Also, totally unrelated @Kid Dynamite, Japan has vending machines selling used knickers. Take an extra suitcase and stock up mate.

Tha’ wun’t believe t’lengths some folk’ll go to see t’strangers licking t’wife’s fanny… …appen.

Speak for yourself compadre…

Apparently Mrs. Nunez has grown to enjoy anal over the years…

What’s so bitingly, hilariously true is that whilst Don Jnr is pictured just below his father’s nappy, the Trump Prince Edward- Eric, is way over on the left, last in a line of minor cunts.

I reckon no actual mackems went to their hosted concerts, Beyonegetonefreeonce, and …err… the others on account of them being too expensive for the average Morlock. If we really wanted turn the screw on our nether-neighbours, we’d open a weekly evening of The New Blue Monkey in the fucking car park or wherever, pumping out that mind-melting shite all Vauxhall Nova owners love to share with the neighbourhood. Tickets sold on a postcode basis, NE codes only. RTG would actually explode.

4.8 seconds too slow.

I knew a lad, dwarf, who was a heroin addict. I asked him why he got in to drugs and he said ” To get high”.

They should call it the Summit Stadium as it’s all downhill from there.

It is.

Fyp

Anything can happen in a cup-final, so I’m going to break with tradition and say 5-0 to us.

Just make sure you put the location and KO time (in the correct time zone), in the title. Or face the consequences

Bruuuno!

Areola? Looks like a right tit.

Away kit ✅

Just another day struggling on the poverty line, eh?

Pun- a joke exploiting the different possible meanings of a word or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings. Oxford Dictionary. Welcone to Pun Club, I knew you’d crumble eventually.