Monkeys Fist

I think our sole method of communication with the Scouse cunts from now until Armageddon should be “ Pay the money, see the camel”. Any and all business dealings, match day chat between managers and players, any questions from media about them. All should be met with our six word mantra, and nothing else. If nothing else, it’d be fun seeing Carraghchchgher’s synapses short out as he tries to understand it.

See, I wouldn’t be that surprised if they don’t anymore, actually. They’ve now got Ekitikitikiwikitiki, and that infant who stole the points ,and whichever other cunts they have. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they offer £125m, it’s turned down, and they walk away. Leaving us with £150m of deadwood we can’t shift, (or butcher). In that situation, I’d expect to see the “sympathy for Newcastle’s forgotten man” articles to start appearing in the media, preparing the ground for us to be seen as the baddies in the lead up to the January window.… …Where the Professional Victims will lowball us again.

They’ll be hoping he’s a patient man, then. Not on telly til the arse end of September.

Prime shithousing by Eddie here mind. Watch the lad get a hat trick

Poor bastards. Every single day for them is like Jim Bowen saying “ Let’s have a look at what you could have won” on a loop.

Something like “ Prior to signing for Boro, Targett went on a nappy ripping rampage to acclimatise”

They are the Student Union. We are The Free Trade. Both left, both utterly different.

Fyp Gramps.

Aye, let the cunt see how it feels.

Sign of a true artist-You’re a martyr to your muse!

That’s how she’d say it. The phrase is “put it in my butty”, as in sandwich. Your filthy misogyny is digging you a moist hole here , mate.

Soz Jaffa, you don’t to get to revel in your child-free status then tell us how to Dad.

Made up Also, I fail to see how tearing her a new one over her accent is misogyny? We do the same for little Adam, so if anything it’s equality manifest.

How, exactly, did you word it?

Aye, put her in a taxi queue and watch the white knight costume run away from Wideopen Sutcliffe here. Have you asked her yet? Why not?

Aren’t you glad you found us savages?

Weird accent- posh southerner with northerners “oo” sounds. Someone ask her to say “ Poot it in my boooty” in the comments. ( I’m asking, no, telling, you to do it @Gemmill ).

Bollocks man! Stick Big Jamal on as striker from KO First corner we get, hoy him on off the bench, this 6’6” mad Eric and Big Dan Burn waiting in the box will have Leeds Frimponging all over the pitch. Bring him off later if he’s knacked and have a curry wurst and chips waiting for him in the dugout. He’ll get a proper welcome from the fans, probably score a couple , and a handy shandy off that daft bint from TF at full time. Welcome to Newcastle United son!

Not too shabby at all when it’s laid out like that. Just shows how much the rancid behaviour of Hypocrites FC and the treachery of the Turnip have utterly overshadowed everything else club-related this summer. If we can get Wissa, I’d be over the moon , but, even though I can see the cold business behind shifting him, I hope we fuck Isak and the Scouse cunts off, at least until January. They aren’t coming in with £150m and we don’t need to accept anything less. Fuck ‘em both

Sandals for everyday wizardry, Oxfords for business.

Ftmd yp

Fyp.

Are forgetting he’s this Sceptered Isle's leading wizard?