Monkeys Fist

It means CT has just moved one rung up the pyramid scheme he’s been trying to flog us for months by recruiting Trump.

You’ll have no pictures soon.

Calling that goatse is a bit of a stretch, mind.

I think the punters in the Flying Scotsman would be very welcoming

The Perminator was popular

Hungover like a bastard. Mam’s funeral yesterday and the drinks kept coming afterwards. Ouch

Remind me.

Whaaaat?

Who gave you permission to post pics of my son???

I regard it as an industry award night- I’d definitely not watch the North East Parking Control Annual Award Dinner, live from the Village Hotel in West Allotment. I view the Oscars the same way, as it’s the same thing. Granted, with nicer tiddies.

Nice to see the reasonable side of the population haven’t totally given up hope.

I’m actually quite grateful for my Mam’s impeccable timing in pegging it- takes my mind off the other shitstorms flying around.

Brutal! but

Anybody else watch this all the way through waiting for Danny Dyer to pop up?

Seriously- arrange to meet on the train, have little daisy chain, get it out of your systems lads.

Straight back at ya

They are firmly a biscuit of the elder citizen.

So closer to the first one than the second? ( sorry, I totally forgot we have you lads with Emerald Isle speech impediments)

At risk of dividing a board already split along civilised/spelunker lines, how do you pronounce this utter waste of biscuitery? Is it Blue “RI..bbned” or Blue “ri BAND”

SOSSIDGE!!! 5-0 to us. Vive le Republique!

Not Mrs Howe.

Willock… Maybe that’s why we don’t shoot from outside 6yds.

Burn’s shot must the first shot we’ve had from outside 6yds since the first 10 minutes

Time yet for this ref to send off two more players and disallow three goals