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I hope that this place has a medieval tradition that it still does every year that involves slapping lasses’ arse’s in the street with cabbage leaves, whilst yelling “WUPPERTAL!”
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Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in General Chat
And we’re both bald and perve over Jenny Powell! We could be brothers. ( I’m obviously the funny one, mind). -
A lot prettier than Hopkins, mind, even with the peg-teeth. Well, until he got his neck blown out.
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Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
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Recommend me a good restaurant in Newcastle
Monkeys Fist replied to Anorthernsoul's topic in General Chat
I do this, but only because it guarantees the bar tender will serve you next. Looking like a decent sort is an incidental bonus. -
300 Kilos?
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seems a good fit.
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I hope she takes inspiration from Ginger in Casino, the daft, vacuous bint.
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I hope we see a spate of copycat killings across the world, where vile, hateful right-wing cunts get offed publicly. It’d be nice to see Yaxley Lennon publicly voiding his bowels as he takes his last breath. Boebert can come for a ride with me and we’ll see how far silent, and screamed, prayer get her. I’m fucking sick of treating these vile bastards with even a modicum of humanity.
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One less cunt in the world. Cry me a river, Magats.
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Mate of mine has a private island. Wanted me to help him with a bit digging. Once I’d done digging, I was fucked.
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You didn’t do them ever.
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Laurel Avenue? One of my main dope dealers lived there when I was a full time stoner.
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It’s so good they named it twice.
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That’s all the same bloke at different ages- 13-30.
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Just seen this One from the archives.
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Depends whether he spends enough time in München. Prep is key.
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This entire sentence has sent my Kenneth glands in to overdrive.
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Taylor will be fewming she wasn’t asked to write that article mind.
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A mate was married to a lad from Dipton. We’d go out for a sitty doon curry with them every couple of months or so, and I always, without fail, would ask the waiter if mate’s husband could have a spoowin for his Kerry. He fucking hated me
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I’d be genuinely surprised if he’s even self-aware, never mind what we think of him.
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