Monkeys Fist

Just send him the dick pic, for everyone’s sake.

Not for long. (Hope he’s got 2FA, btw)

Ayatollah regrets bringing his air fryer to the match…

Google on the streets Bing in the sheets.

sunderland’s squad

“ Ihatef**kingseagulls1” ”If**kinghateseagulls1” Now you’re fucked. Sorry.

No. Keegan’s wife in the show. 😉

Relax, not be picking up stinking, fetid parcels, have peace and quiet, be richer… … but then you’d missed out on idiocy like this ( sparked out three feet from his bed ).

FYP

Needs your 2fa.

We’re not little children… … give us time to work it out.

I thought it was him still calling himself a c**edian.

This verse? “Unfortunately, Sunderland just isn’t a very attractive proposition and there are better options out there…”

What’s the special German word for, “ bravely smiling when publicly wounded to save face, but internally fewming”?

It’s just a bit of ribbon hanging out of the bouquet, man.

It’s a long trip to get fucking pasted.

That pizza base looks raw.

Also.

Where you going?

So , Miggy in the Leazes, Big Joe in the Gallowgate …2-0 to us you’re saying?

2 half chickens. Bingo!