Monkeys Fist

Can’t- strained my groin at work today

I’d happily beat this fucker to a pulp, wake him up, then do it again. Then when he’s in a vegetative state, put him in a pot and ask him to write a letter.

Currently hobbling out of work early after slipping and popping a groin strain ( ooer missus, etc etc ). Had to drive back from Morpeth with gritted teeth- the A1 was fine, cruise control, but Wideopen -Heaton was a nonstop stream of “Oooyamuthafuckingbastidingtwat”at every pothole and bump in the road, of which there are many. Heading home for waves of sympathy from Mrs. F.… * * “ What have you done that for you daft shite?” FML.

That’s most of the Tory party, tbf.

Ele está de pé, too.

Some of the replies in that are a great example of how we got to this state of affairs, tbh.

Leave a note written in blood saying “ They came for me…” Then get a room elsewhere

Trump has been subpoenaed to appear before the January 6th committee. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63319431 Meanwhile, Bannon has been sentenced to 4 months for contempt of Congress. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63332078 The net closing.

That’ll depend on if he’s close to the worldwide “telegraph-type system” for his phone.

Would it be fair to say your feeling a bit under denpressure? Tell him the Flat Earth is a global conspiracy and see if he notices the irony

He’s misspelled “cult” there I think.

Speaking of Beetle jokes, Patrick opens the bonnet of his VW and shouts “ Ewerk- someone’s pinched yer engine!” Ewerk says, ” Ah, sure, it’s a good job there’s a spare in the boot!”

( sorry for the pendantry).

Reported.

“ Big” and “weight” aren’t terms you’d normally associate with these manlets

FishedYP.

Solid advice tbf.

( the little laugh at the end always gets me )

Soundings????? I knew the Tories had some freaks in their ranks, but I didn’t know they so open about it

Was it itchy? Two things- only lasts a day or so, and, beard oil. Then you’ll be sporting glorious, silky chin muffage.

This doesn’t sound healthy Craig, you should try joining a local history group or metecting club.