Monkeys Fist

Saucy! Now, more than ever, our friends, neighbours and colleagues are more likely to find themselves using food banks. It’s not a particularly innovative suggestion from me, but it’s desperately needed, so I’d suggest The West End Food Bank, which has now taken over the East End Food Bank and provides much needed food and hygiene items across the city. (What a fucking disgrace that we need to do this, btw, Britain in 2022).

Thank fuck we have such Strong and Stable government under the Tories. Do they actually believe the shite they spout, I wonder?

Sorry Andrew, I know you asked us to keep these in the Secret Forum Spank Bank, but they’re too impressive not to share…

On a serious note though, cancelling the Air Show will have ramifications- I feel sorry for the staff at sunderland Airport who’s jobs must surely be at risk now…

Hats off to them for concocting a 10 point list mind, that’s taking delusion to, well, mackem levels

They fucking love a good group or society, don’t they? Takes them back to their schooldays of secret dinner clubs and wanking societies or whatever.

Doesn’t a list require things on it?

Definitely got her Ben Wa Balls in there, like

He’s moved on from such simple pleasures and is now fully committed to the SUP life. Until his next obsession comes along. I do feel … something for the slack-jawed masses of wearside though, as they apparently enjoyed their yearly jaunt watching the iron birds. Aye, well, tough fucking titty.

I live on a pedestrian street, so if anyone parked outside my house there would be strong words..… … unless I was tearing the neck off it at the time, in which case, thank you @Rosco for the spank bank material above.

sunderland Air Show cancelled indefinitely https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-63292905 I blame the Lefty Remoaner Woke Anti-Growth Saudi Magedia.…

Such is the lot of Dads, plod on regardless. Hope they’re all ok, Fish, Howmanheyman and Meenz.

Blyme!

The nasty man doesn’t have puppies.

Someone needs to dub YMCA or I’m Too Sexy over that. Leather Joyboys Army

Poncery, Perversion, and Extra-Marital affairs. Most of them have a Masters in it.

Only thing louder than Keane in the top pic are the boots.

This can take itself in to a dark room and fuck itself to death, thanks.

It does keep them safe from financial worries and oiks, so in a sense it is PPE

And kept his watch on.

I hope he went in dry.

Which half did you miss?

“ What were the antibiotics for Therese?” ” Strep Gunt. Still a bit sticky, tbh”.