Monkeys Fist

Won’t have a clue

Like Jeffrey Dahmer-Brutal, but fair

Fucking Spitfires, eh?

School holidays are over soon though. Back to being relentlessly bullied by all the lasses.

Can you kill it please, it reeks of stale farts and is as entertaining as Stan Boardman and his son, John Bishop . Also, its mam is so fat I took a pic of her arse last Christmas and it’s still printing. Boom

I’ll say one thing about this place, at least the trains run on time.

This is one of them that thinks it’s intellectually superior and ever so erudite. Answering my own question, I’m 100% sure it’s a stale fart variety.

Is this daft cunt still here? These trolls all follow a remarkably similar trajectory when they show up, and fuck knuckles here is following suite to the letter. What’s always funny is that they all clearly think they’re the first Question- Do we think this one will fuck off of it’s own accord, or will it stick around like a stale fart until the button is pressed?

“We…uh”

I heard the whole saga took so long because he kept running off and saving kittens and children from certain death.

Apparently I’ll have little if anything to do with actual Amazon staff, other than Benedict, Fred, and Michelle in the Lahore call centre when I need to be let in to the yard. Suits me

If we feed the pig, it will shit.

Scotchland, the Norths East and West, Midlands, Souths East and West Fuck Wales though.

Weirdly the delivery yards are almost totally automated- but, new routes= new disposal areas! Lot Lizards Tremble!!!!!

Lets have quick show of hands- all those who can count to six on one hand say “ Eeyah marra!”

Funnily enough, I’m starting a new graft in a couple of weeks … for Amazon It’s actually a subsidiary transport company, but it’s 99.9% shifting Amazon trailers from one warehouse to another. That’s WAREHOUSE! You filthy animals. ( it’s also ridiculously well paid compared to Damage Transport, and involves no loading or unloading. Start on a Sunday evening, 4 nights out, back Thursday night/very early Friday )

My old man told me that when he was a kid, a fighter plane (Hurricane I think), came back shot to bits and tried to make it to the airfield but fell just short. Rather than hit any houses, he brought it down on a road between the terraced houses, but died in the crash. He remembered the bullets exploding in the burning fuselage and the local copper scooting them away behind the houses. We looked it up and found a record of it, the pilot was a 25yr old Canadian lad.

So many questions!

If he scores against the Dippers I hope he whips his cock out and helicopters their fans.

Best thing Alan Robson ever did was get the shit kicked out of him on air by Venom.

I preferred him in the Mighty Boosh.

He’s looking more and more like Siegfried Farnon every day.