Monkeys Fist

I beg your fucking pardon??? I wiped the nipsy until it was shining like a dogs glass eye. I’ll give you the rest, fair fucks

Was Blondie up the duff in that clip?

Do it. Vladimir is asleep

Does the Shiraz come out red?

Aye, he actually said “getting ANOTHER ONE over the line” too, but I dropped it for non-existent comedy value.

Did he actually say “ getting one over the line”? HOWE OUT!!!!!

@Kid Dynamite

Trippier feels like one, carrying rubbish every game.

you know the rest…

BBC picking up the reins on the story of Djokovic falsifying the timings of his Covid tests. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/59999541

Shearer’s exact reaction

Is the B-side “La pezuña Camello”?

SNOW PLOY!

I’ve pinned this so it’s easy to find, should stay near the top of the board. 👍

The Supermac one has some classics on it. From 2:33-2:50 there’s two, one a fucking bullet header and then a volley on the turn… fuck me he was good. Also, watch Terry Hibbitt from 3:38 on. Poetry.

Aye, but a second chance was offered- he has the rope, it’s up to him whether or not to tie the noose 😉 Quiff isn’t coming back.

“ I think it’s time for you to seriously consider salads”

You missed out Seagull Wars! How the fuck can you miss out the Seagull Wars?

Dickie is still alive-88! *added to the 2022 dead list

He’s got as much chance of this happening as I have of buying a can of Rich Energy in Sainsburys. #waltermitty #soilednappy #heronfoods #cunt

One of the upsides to lockdown and places being closed has been getting the time to spend time with the kids- me and Jnr. are working through the LOTR films, which he asked for at Christmas, Boba Fett as mentioned, and he’s plundering my music collection for tunes he can learn on his guitar. We’ve got a few Marvel movies to catch up in too. Miss Fist, meanwhile, deigns us with her presence at meal times and when she wants money