Monkeys Fist

6 months later, his “mates” from Metector Club will dig him up again.

Presumably, given the setting, Jenny’s nips are like chapel hat-pegs throughout?

And I always thought Brucey was strictly a pints-only man.

Inspired by this account, which is amazing.

Do rockets work in a vacuum?

This interview with him is mint.

Nirvana sued by the baby from Nevermind's album cover https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58327844 Fuck Right Off

I like the pic of his kit that Keith Richard shared, which epitomises his style perfectly- minimal, just what’s necessary, but stylish as fuck. I wonder if they’ll carry on without him? ( Of course they will). RIP Charlie

I think I can help you there. Apparently cleared a diner of 40 people in the time it took to play- it’s the b side of this, which got to No.4 in 1966. You’re welcome.

I think Terry Mac has Lewy Body Dementia, which is horrific. It killed my uncle within 5 years, and put him through the mill in those last years. My heart goes out to Terry’s family and friends, as depending on how far along he is, they’ll have up to three months before they’ll lose the person they’ve known for good, then 5 years max before he’s dead. Fuck Lewy Body’s -it’s brutal. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58295318

What if he plays 29 games?

What’s Shefki up to at the moment?

Or cleaned it- it’s fucking minging

Smirnoff, “Premium” Aye, righto Billy.

Quiff’s lass has sent him the tape of her getting airtight, hasn’t she?

I was, reading it.

I might hop on…

Bless

Someone should ask the sentient sperm himself on Twitter. I predict shenanigans

He went back to Peru.

#lookatmetoo

What a shock- thought he was very funny, him and Bob Mortimer are two of my favourites.

New phrase- “ as thick as Renton’s jizz”.

I’m sure they told us playing Burton was enjoyable?