Monkeys Fist

Given my post above, I’ll sit this one out.

I got cleared to work on Sellafield in 2012, so things were already taking a dive back then.

I’ll give you Penny Smith and raise you a Susanna Reid…

Ffs, everyone knows it’s a UKIP of moles.

After this build up it had better be fucking spectacular. *it won’t be.

FYP

Gandaft- “ So, what do I get for my £43.57p- a handjob, tittyfuck, or what?” Brass… “ Er, no”

I like that none of them have realised that Starmer just said we’re all cunts. Man’s smooth. 😉

Reported.

Aye, sorry to hear this Renton, you’ve had a rough few months.

Oof. My worst nightmare.

I’ve just filled up in Heaton, took 5 minutes. BAU

Essembee sitting at the home with his overcoat on, holding a spoon like Motty’s mic whilst he types

Son of a gun, did you have big fun on the Bayou?

Probably “ Ooh!”

Our “smart” meter has to be plugged in, costing me to run the fucker. Genius meter.

Who’s going to tell him?

Life’s a constant struggle on the breadline, isn’t it?

The context changes it a bit- Red lad is taking a free kick and White lad strolls in front and kicks it away, getting a boot for his troubles. I’m sure Red lad is still a total fucking cunt, mind

Jimmy Greaves- 81. Jimmy Grieves, more like, etc. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/58613988

Aye, sounded like he was playing next door. 😑

Whatever the live concert is in Newcastle, last night, and tonight. I’m in my house, in Forest Hall.

Covert Penne-tration Squads?

Strange decision to use Joelinton at all. He’s fucking gash.