Monkeys Fist

Unlucky fucker, eh?

Needs a few lessons from Slugger Prescott..…

If only he’d left some kind of warning

Whisky in the milk 😉

More than Mayweather or the other fuckwit did.

Mackems looking over their shoulder at their new derby Hartlepool 3-2 Bromley: Rhys Oates scores twice for Pools in National League play-offs https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57297079

The main difference being Ayatollah actually got some UHT.

Sean Ryder looking rough.

Thats aside from the club itself continuing to play him when they knew the extent and nature of what he’d done. Classy #league1 #heronfoods #reading #nappyrippers

Thought I was tripping just now, saw a small flock of green parakeets fly past Turns out there’s breeding populations in Fenham, Jesmond , Wallsend and Gosforth.

This place Never forgive, never forget.

With or without milk?

Dunno mind, my babies didn’t cry when I locked them in their crates…

You’ve nailed his “posh” Geordie accent there too.

Absolutely guaranteed his tipple of choice is Stones, or, given his love of Manchester, Boddingtons.

It’s as predicatable as Bruce’s mid-morning stool. ( happy tea-time, everyone).

Is that part of the price or extras?

This post has put your t-levels in to negatives.

How much of her hair is dyed blonde, as a percentage?

Grey socks, ffs.

Quite horrific that- his description of being in the crowd is pretty visceral. Out of the whole article, these lines stood out to me as summing up what they ( the campaigners) were fighting about, and for, and touches on the awful guilt he describes. “But now the truth is out. And history will record that it was the police, and not us, who stole from the dead – they stole their lives, they stole the truth about their deaths, and they stole the next 27 years of the lives of their loved ones.”

He turned up not too long after Ashley bought us. , then opened his current account a couple of years ago- it might not be exactly 10 years but it’s only a kick in the bollocks away from it.

Because then he’d have to admit that he’s been an absolute fucking whopper for over 10 years on a “rival’s” message board.

You’re meddling with powers you can’t possibly comprehend.