Monkeys Fist

I didn’t even know Boris could play!

High percentage of HGV drivers are ex-military* tbf, so I agree with KCG. * I never knew the SAS was such a large regiment in the past, tbh. 😉

Please show Bobs and Vagene.

I’ve seen a few British Legion “ads” where they’re explaining that monies raised are going towards caring for ex-service folk with disabilities, housing troubles etc. It definitely seemed like a deliberate shift in focus on their part, even though that’s been part of their efforts for a while. I have a strange sense of why I wore/wear a poppy on the 11th- it’s solely to remember the poor fuckers who had no option but to go to war because of conscription, and died as a result. I’m otherwise fairly anti-military tbh. Most ex-squaddies I’ve met have been insufferable pricks, and I have no time for the likes of Help for Heroes, since any service personnel injured at work should be the responsibility of their former employer ( who they chose to work for). I realise KCG might be mildly chafed by this, but hey, whaddya gonna do??? The entire “Lest We Forget” car/van sticker crew can get fucked with a rusty Lee Enfield

“ I live in a hole on a dirt road in Bulgaria. The other day, I was talking to a bloke at the local war memorial when he asked me about Seaham Tommy. Said he’d been a fan ever since seeing it on Netflix. We had a good half hour talk about how his local football team was set up by sunlin’ glass workers, which he didn’t know about, then I asked him what he thought about the war memorial in Poocastle. He spat on the ground. FTM Marras ”

I wonder if Laura will use the men’s, women’s, or unisex bogs to wash her tongue after rimming Kemi?

I wonder if said farmer was one of the many thousands of them that voted for Brexit? Turkeys, Christmas, etc etc.

“ Outside noise” How hembarrassing for Wor Mikel.

Oh yes, hulk smash…

Stood in front of Colin Robinson, Energy Vampire? Looks like Mrs. Bruno is also there, giving him a cheeky reach around.

You just don’t know whether to sit or stand…

It’s quite incredible that on paper the Tories are the most progressive main party- 4 women leaders, one of them black, first Asian leader of a major party, countless openly gay MPs, and yet, they’re still the party of Little Englanders, Gammons and hate.

Looks like Mrs. CT’s boyfriend has left evidence of his last visit on the footstool.

Have you had a thtroke?

Fuck everyone who isn’t like me.

Tbf, he’s been too busy banging goals in to bother with assists …

Presumably below his already established spot at No. 1?

If infinite monkeys had infinite time they still wouldn’t produce anything as sanctimonious as this post.

Does time cease to exist when the Universe ends? If yes, they’ve answered. If no, fuck ‘em, stupid bloody monkeys.