Monkeys Fist

“ Had a massive bet…” Gandaft; “I’ll bet you any money The Donald wipes the floor with Sleepy Joe!” Long Suffering Mate; “ Go on then, you hairy danger- £100 says Biden wins” Gandaft; “ Make it £1000… I’ve got £4.37p in the bank, but my well-connected backers will cover it, (not that I’ll lose, it’s easy money)” LSM ; “ … “

A big boy made him do it then ran away

I imagine the Cabinet meeting about it, ( if they have one, and Cummings doesn’t just tell them what they’re doing), to go something like this.

What you having for tea?

The bloke that runs my local paper shop has more money than Gandaft. He could still probably buy sunderland too, mind

ffs What about sexy glances?

Nah, this one

Is this the same middle-aged Mackem that posts terrible songs on YouTube whilst necking pints in his Mams attic?

Kieron retired years ago.

$750 😂 Not a single one of his businesses isn’t running at a loss, supposedly. This’ll be what he eventually gets jailed for.

There’s a mental image I didn’t want “ Hmm, fwuity!”

Keeping schools open if they’re trying to eliminate the virus is utterly pointless.

See above. Suggestions on postcard, which will then be burnt immediately.

Also, the after the game exodus brings up some disturbing images, unless that’s your thang

What we need is a new government, one capable of seeing us through this competently. But since that’s not going to happen, another full lockdown around November ( too late), is pretty much inevitable.

Nice.

I haven’t watched it, you throbbing arse-grape.

fuaywm

Btw, I’m not denying that some people have acted like utter selfish cunts during all of this, but the Government had a ready-made source* of who/how many that would be to mitigate against it. *Roughly 17.4 million of them.

Yep, it’s all our fault this time around. Follow our muddled, constantly changing, inadequate rules, or guidelines, (we’re not prepared to say which), or reap the consequences, plebs.

Oh, a Danish Mackem! Slikke min kærlighedspumpe.

Where’s the shots of the back entrance?

Pubs are an easy target, which is why, I think, they’ve been so keen to get them open. Only a relatively small proportion of the population has been going to pubs since they reopened, with, generally, very good measures in place - cashless transactions, sign-in for track and trace, strict distancing ( generally). Pubs aren’t the source of this, the most obvious to me is supermarkets- no sign-ins, until a few days ago, no mandatory masks, totally disregarded distancing ages ago. Everyone needs to use them. This is where it’s spreading. But the big supermarket chains have more sway with the Torys than breweries, so they’ve been left alone.

Fuck off.