Monkeys Fist

Does he realise it’s an independent committee? Why am I even asking, of course he doesn’t.

Get him in a fecking camp, pronto.

For all the joking on, our right-wing government is now openly discussing internment camps for “problem” people. I’m sure we’ve seen this happen somewhere before…

Fucking cowards.

Didn’t some lad start a spoof fundraiser to build a barrier in the Channel recently? Obviously Patel didn’t get the joke.

Monica Bellucci is 56 today. Get in the Shed!

We’re talking about Bruce here, he’s 100% a fried Pek man.

Our cup run after tomorrow night’s draw…

Cabbage Heed straight online for a crate of Bacon Frazzles.

Whale Oil Beef Hooked!

Fucking Joelinton

Oh no! Panic Stations.

Stir fried rat, Catsu curry, seagull soup.

During Supermassive Black Hole?

Won’t need one- we’ll be either dead from the Lurgy or starvation. But least the French are making Blue passports for us ( which we won’t be able to afford to use). Fucking great.

With beard croutons.

“ Had a massive bet…” Gandaft; “I’ll bet you any money The Donald wipes the floor with Sleepy Joe!” Long Suffering Mate; “ Go on then, you hairy danger- £100 says Biden wins” Gandaft; “ Make it £1000… I’ve got £4.37p in the bank, but my well-connected backers will cover it, (not that I’ll lose, it’s easy money)” LSM ; “ … “

A big boy made him do it then ran away

I imagine the Cabinet meeting about it, ( if they have one, and Cummings doesn’t just tell them what they’re doing), to go something like this.

What you having for tea?

The bloke that runs my local paper shop has more money than Gandaft. He could still probably buy sunderland too, mind

ffs What about sexy glances?

Nah, this one

Is this the same middle-aged Mackem that posts terrible songs on YouTube whilst necking pints in his Mams attic?