Monkeys Fist

My Dad died earlier today. As gutting as it is, my main emotion right now is one of relief that he’s not suffering anymore. He went downhill incredibly quickly- I put him to bed on Sunday night after sharing a curry with him, him sitting on the sofa, eating as normal, cracking jokes, and then…he didn’t get out of bed again. By Monday morning he was semi-conscious, his kidneys packed in, and his lungs were filling up. He was given drugs to try to combat the fluid in his lungs, and some painkillers, but other than that, nowt, as per his wishes. Bravest man I’ll ever know. The team of nurses and care workers who came in to help us were just fantastically dedicated, overwhelmingly caring, and an absolute credit to themselves and the NHS.

“ Didn’t have any cherry tomatoes, used Fish Fingers instead”. Sorted.

Come on lads, with the salad in the middle of the plate this is virtually health food.

CT’s mushroom has just released spores.

Fyp

Oops.

19 years ago today. Shearer, camped out in Keane’s head, rent free

My old man has days, at the most, left. Good luck to anyone trying to stop me seeing him. It’ll be The Rule Of Five.… Five Knuckles.… I’ll hit them

He knows where the rest of his kids are.

Phil and Don, The Heavily Brothers

A Flock of Illegulls. ( coat already fetched ).

GWA

Age Against The Machine.

I hope you don’t talk about fashion, either

Depends what you class as modern.…

Can’t be spoiling the fun of our betters, now, can we?

He eats the pitch.

Maybe Amazon will give them their own barely disguised copycat show - A Question of Gammon?

I’m getting the yellow paint ready. It’ll all be going off.

Who knew skateboards were such a danger?

You’re a funny guy.

I’m going to call him ZZ Bottom from now on.

He looks very “excited” to be stood next to it. Much like he stood next to their stadium.

Toots Hibbert, reggae legend, has died at 77. Looks like C19 got him. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54129388 and, of course,