Monkeys Fist

Pirate walks in to a bar with a ship’s wheel glued to his balls. Barman says “ I don’t know how you can bear that?” Pirate says “ Arrrr, ‘tis driving me nuts!”

Lawrence Dalaglio by the looks of that tackle

Ray Jayffs ? Never heard of him.

There’s not a lot to ask on that subject though, is there? Q: Kim Kardashian became famous for sucking someone off - who did she fellate for fame? A: Jimmy Savile. C: Bill Clinton B: Some Bloke D: Her Stepdad

Everything’s a conspiracy nowadays… … at least, that’s what they want us to think.

Used?

Nightmare for the cameraman. They usually make them sit opposite Clarkson.

It’s come to something on here when a lad can’t go to York and pick up a delivery of used knickers without getting the piss taken mercilessly.

I got an email from my daughter’s school today saying a pupil had been tested positive for C19, but it’s ok for her go to school on Monday because the kid wasn’t in her “bubble”.… … which is fucking hilarious considering the amount fannys losing their shit and keyboard warrioring when she came back from her cancelled ski trip.

Wasn’t R >1 the criteria for National lockdown a few months/ fucking decades ago in May? What’s changed? ( unless I’m wrong, which is very likely)

He’s an actor , dahling… the show simply must go on!

Buck Rogers- yes he does.

We’ve had fires, floods and plagues, what’s next on the list?

Hawkman wants his mask back

Chicken Nuggets are reformed chicken- still fucking horrible.

I was 12 when he fought Hagler, I watched it at my uncles. He was a huge boxing fan, and I recall him saying Hagler would massacre him beforehand, which me and my cousin were having none of Shameful night what happened afterwards, but clinical from Hagler.

And then get hundreds of chairs chucked at him. Edit; my memory is playing tricks- it was bottles and cans, the upturned chairs I remember where the ringside media and officials using them to protect their heads from the idiots.

Nowt wrong with a bit of “vintage” shed time, especially if they’re still warm.

I also spend my time ‘bating.

Which of their mates will own the testing company? Also, hello @canofbeans, where you been hiding?

I’d have to see the back of his head to know for sure.

I’ll keep my cans at just under room temperature then.

I looked up Wraith videos on the google machine, so I could compare voices- spot on What did make me chuckle, though, was that the first video that came up has an extremely appropriate sponsor intro.

I recognise that lad, and I’ve no idea why.