Monkeys Fist

She occupies the first 20 spots on a google image search of “bass face”.

The clip of them doing it at Glastonbury has slightly better audio, they knock it out very well.

Isn’t Cheshire Merseyside? Is Fish Jnr going to grow up with a scouse accent?

What’s Trump’s favourite Lake? Haweswater.

Trump Junior’s girlfriend is older than Trump senior’s wife.

The Craster Arms??? Oh, fuck…

It’s mentioned but not confirmed in the article linked above. Mind, they also say he thought he was being followed by six blokes who wanted to kidnap him. I had no idea Mythos beer was so strong.

If she looks owt like her brother, I think I’d be injecting myself with it first.

Also drinks piss.

They all look absolutely paggered.

Waiter- “ Pheasant Katsu Curry, Sir?” Wykiki…

There’s a Lord Crewe Arms, and another hotel in the village who’s name escapes me. Failing that, Low Newton-by-the-Sea is a nice little place south of Seahouses, see if you can get booked at The Joiners Arms? https://joiners-arms.com/ Also, The Ship Inn is a must visit, right on Low Newton beach, which is also a lovely spot.

They are doing trips but not landing on the island. The seal-spotting trip is the one to go for, lasts about an hour and a half. https://www.farne-islands.com/

That’s known as “ doing a Marcelino”

Bamburgh is just up the road from Seahouses, much nicer, big fuck-off castle, best beach in Britain, and has a few hotels you can pick from. The Victoria isn’t bad, certainly for a couple of nights. While you’re there, do the boat trip to the Farnes.

Really? I thought it meant he ate hearts, for his dinner, with a spade.

Reminds me of someone…

Took me an embarrassingly long time

I’ve heard this lot are interested in a loan deal for him.

Jimi’s Mam, apparently.

Doing it all wrong mate…

Good spot @Holden McGroin.