Monkeys Fist

Stock up now lads, the poopocalypse is coming. https://groceries.asda.com/product/large-toilet-roll-16-rolls/andrex-classic-clean-toilet-roll-18-rolls/910002754246

Didn’t know Michael Palin was a fan… ( front and centre )

We could round them all up and put them in the empty holiday parks, but switch off the wifi? We’d need to have some way of letting others know they’re meant to stay on the park, so maybe something like a striped pyjama uniform? Since we’re mainly talking about the older generation, it could be self-funding if we sold on any art, antiques, jewellery etc they own once they pass away- might as well take any gold fillings they have too, once they’re dead of course. Sounds great

NSFF ( Not Safe For @The Fish, obvs).

We are soooo fucked.

UM showing his masochist side here. How many gimp suits do you own?

“Having a conversation” Thats a strange way of saying “ I shagged my daughter’s best mate whilst my wife was being treated for cancer”.

Ffs. I feel for you mate, Peebles is shit.

Cheers mate.

Is says everything about the Daily Hate that I’m not sure if that’s fake or not.

“ I’ll meet you and your Dad for a pint at the Labour Club after the match, Matty?” Matty- “ Aye, no worries” * jumps in a helicopter, flys to Rockall, jumps in sea.

Cut out the fats and proteins too. ( Funny how there’s just been a fat club programme on TV based on Keto- Lose a Stone in 21 Days. Don’t watch it though, chaps, as the presenter has a lisp and you might catch The Gay.)

Thanks for that.

It’s his mam.

Punched a copper, then offered a bribe. Daft cunt is getting locked up, I’d say.

AJ’d MP