Monkeys Fist

Obama is absolutely murdering Trump in his eulogy at John Lewis’ funeral. Both Bush and Clinton spoke, Trump didn’t bother attending.

There’s talk of a US bid, which, if it happens, all well and good- anyone but fucking Ashley. I guarantee though, there won’t be a single question raised , anywhere, about the abysmal domestic and international human rights abuses carried out by the US. Also, fuck the Spuds, and double fuck the Wallpushers.

I’d laugh but I’m just not In the Mood.

Classic Mackem - corrects his post for spelling, spells “error” wrong in the edit. Off you fuck, you sad little League 1 freak, off you fuck.

This is the least surprising thing in a 17-week shitstorm. I’d have been amazed if he hadn’t tried some Del Boy shite.

“High Level Source”

Aye, we can still enjoy their plummet in to administration when Charlatan Vol 1. sells to Charlatan Vol. 2.

You think after this Fatman will give Fatterman anything more than the scrapings of the barrel? That £17m will be already spent on one of his disastrous high street takeovers man.

And watch as the BeIN stooge Mautiss slips away, not interested, whispering “job done”.

Ashley £17million up, too. The fat fuck

Linda Lusardi providing 1980s teenager paydirt.

He’s not Paul Win, win, win,win, WIN.

Slightly related, I saw these in a NT gift shop and had a Finbarr chuckle to myself.

Definitely maybe?

Yiz playin pool n yiz snookad, can yiz play the jump shot? ( hitting cue baal awwa anuntha baal te hit ya cullad baal)? Yes ah nah?

Weird…

It does sound a bit too Dylan to be Dylan.

Fucking hell. This is worse than 2016

Is that a quote from Richard Keys, who shagged his daughter’s best friend whilst his wife was having cancer treatment? Because if it is Richard Keys, who shagged his daughter’s best friend whilst his wife was having cancer treatment, I’d rather not read it, because Richard Keys shagged his daughter’s best friend whilst his wife was having cancer treatment.

*inactions.

I reckon Leazesmag has spent the last eight or so years gently rocking back and forth in a shit-smeared room, demanding the nurses answer his questions.