Monkeys Fist
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I’ve only seen from the Monkey Hanger onwards. Iceland by a mile. France wins the annual “ I shouldn’t but I would” contest. Serbian bint-
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Iceland Shitepunk. Fucking mint.
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£3:47p on Madge getting at least one spaniel’s lug out tonight. 15-1 on Ladbrokes.
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Ewerk and Gemmill feverishly watching Eurovision with their various betting slips laid out in front of them, giving it as Lithuania’s votes come in. Meanwhile their lasses silently fume next to them on the sofa.
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Guaranteed 99% of the sister-fondling freaks will dispute this.
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I wondered what the bloke from Stereo MC’s was up to… after he’d died and become a zombie.
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Stokoed that for you
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Or lads, if you’re a cock fiend a homophone, or something.
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If they gave him a three year contract he’d only manage 6 games.
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Ironically, caused by pizza.
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Oof. You can see the confusion on the Mackem players face- “ Why are there people sitting around the pitch???”
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I think you a word.
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( imagine having to discuss your working future with that…).
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Why would you order Indian food when you’re in the pizza capital, though but?
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Gemmills holiday slides…
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Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Monkeys Fist replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Was it White Creme Egg Knacker?
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Why doesn’t Island just join Great England and then we’d all be ok?
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So, @essembeeofsunderland, what’s your favourite sports bar in Benidorm?
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Is it your wedding Strawb?
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I’d like to see a list of the non-football assets the club had pre-Ashley, and a current list of what’s left. If @Happy Face can be arsed
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She’s probably feeling a bit burnt out But, yes, I noticed that too. Glad Euron Greyjoy got kebabed, he was a shite character who stunk up every scene he was in.
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96 at a push.
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Byronic.
