Monkeys Fist

Speaking of mind-blowing, the first image of an actual black hole has been released. Granted, the image itself isn’t all that amazing, but the facts behind it are proper “woah! Dude!” moments. Its 500 million, trillion km away, and is 40 billion km across. Fist Jr. was asking how big that is, so we got on astronomical distances, how massive they are etc. Ended up with him working out how far a light year is in miles, from me telling him that it takes 8 minutes for the Sun’s light to get here. ( with a few pointers from me, but he did all the work ). Aaaanyway, as big as this is, it’s still not as big as CT’s gunt.

I fucking wish

Bloody hell! Army investigating 'Jeremy Corbyn target practice' film https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47798717

I’ll bet that was about as exciting as the heat death of the universe.

I hope it’s against Ebbsfleet.

If he just lost a bit of timber, (nothing drastic, just a stone or thereabouts), maybe did a bit of exercise… … he’d still be a criminally unfunny cunt.

What is it about the American psyche that leads people to this kind of rabid belief that Big Pharma, da Gub’mint, NASA, etc etc are spending billions on concealing THE TRUTH?? You don’t really see it anywhere else to the degree that you see it over there? Fucking lunatics

Been caning the DulcoEase?

“roflendum”

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.givemesport.com/1465359-jordan-pickford-was-involved-in-pub-brawl-because-his-fiancee-was-verbally-abused%3Famp Why would Newcastle fans be out drinking in sunderland?

Were you speeding?

It’s because he didn’t grab them by the pussy. Do you really want a bloke who sounds absolutely harmless as the next president? WELL???? DO YOU??

What’s most amazing is that Rafa managed to strike the exact same pose 12 months apart.

Cheeky pint then off home?

So, April 1st, thought I’d have a quick gander at the BBC to see which article was the obvious pisstake. Quickly realised it must be this, which I thought was in rather poor taste by the Beeb, but couldn’t be real - no one is going to rename themselves after a cheeky slang term for your balloon knot, are they? Oops

safc squad went down on the Megabus.

Can’t get WiFi on the train home…

You ok hun? PM me.

The Don’t.

That’ll be a squad of 500 by midnight.

Ramen it in there…

“ He’s served his time…”

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/portsmouth-supporters.1468088/ “ No class”

Not the first time they’ve got worked up over an image of some kid.