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Monkeys Fist

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  1. When he comes round you should pop in and say “ Aloo, mind if I cumin?”
  2. Did you tell them you were a mod on here?
  3. Aye 😄 Also considerably richer than Trump. ( Mind, it would be funny to piss on the mackem’s cheesy chips and beat them in “ Who can have the biggest cunt called Donald as Owner” competition).
  4. “ I’ve always been the biggliest, ask anyone, the biggliest fan of Sportsball. I have people, the best people, already looking for a new quarterback. “
  5. As if Bunter will be able to keep his trotters off them
  6. It’s really good, so long as you don’t mind being a ginger bint $20 for the whole thing is a steal. Edit; Rather than wait until completing the main game before doing the Frozen Wilds dlc, get to level 30, do the dlc, then finish the main game. Gives you some super duper bows for the final bits.
  7. Imagine living in a country with easy access to products from neighbouring countries, eh? What kind of fuckwit would want to fuck that up?
  8. Weird. Hes normally a drummer, isn’t he?
  9. Frozen Wilds DLC is very good- opens up a new map, new weapons , machines, etc. You’ll your arse kicked aal ower by the new machines at first
  10. They missed off the bit about scat fetishes, and being willing to fuck a bushpig.
  11. I’d call him a jug-eared cunt, but that would be disrespectful … … to cunts.
  12. Even as a 94yr, ass grabbing, wheelchair-bound, dead bloke, he’d make a better president than The Tango.
  13. Oh aye, don’t get me wryng- I’d be all öwer it lyke a dög eatyng chyps.
  14. Byurk, using a Leif to cyver her mynje. (Tyts like a Spaniels Lugs, by the look of it )
  15. Who grows tables? How? Also, how is table pronounced in Iceland, does it rhyme with “pyurk”?
  16. Fascinating. Does he mention how many legs he has?
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